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Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

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The walk signal man looks like the bathroom sign man on his way to find the bathroom.

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I’m at the age where I’m considered fully responsible for all my actions, but also considered generally irresponsible and inexperienced

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What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

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That you cannot fax money to someone.

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Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

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I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

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When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.