おやすみプンプン

Call me Kai, Nice to meet you! Preferred pronouns are they/them/their/them-self

[ami-dark]

[savouryballsack]

@robert-smirke-official the Stranger?

[kyeree]

Dungeons and Daddies: Hey, we need a few theme songs for each season of our show. It’s just a ridiculous dnd podcast about dads and no actual dnd, so no need to go that hard.

Maxton Waller:

[drawnsnake]

The Jojamart Junimo

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[my-divine-comedy]

still so funny to me that hannibal’s weakness is whimsy. like god forbid a cannibal get a little silly.

[everythingfox]

Cat slide

[willgrahamscock]

I had a dream that was highly influenced by falling asleep to kitchen nightmares and scrolling on TikTok because I dreamt I was watching a video where Gordon Ramsey was screaming at Hannibal Lecter about how his cooking tastes like a missing person and it cut to Hannibal’s face with a boom sound at every insult

[willgrahamscock]

[lustcannibalism]

"what was your childhood like?" idk I wasn't there

[miiilowo]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[boycritter]

theres no such thing as tmi to me. i want to live in your ribcage.

[evilnicegirl]

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

[shorthistorian]

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

[handsmotif]

do you like yaoi yeah we like yaoi do you like yuri yeah we like yuri do you like frnech toast yeah we like french toast

[softpuppysharpteeth-deactivated]

"does puppy wanna play?"

"beg for it, dog."

[viralfrog]

[huffy-1337]

THAT WAS THE BEST SONG CHOICE FOR THIS VID

[evengirlierballs]

I thought I dreamt this video

[sapphling]

people will literally treat queer autistic people likes dogs our entire life and then get shocked and upset when we start doing it to get each other off

[mlekonya]

I’m not really feeling like myself today 🎀

BONUS: Cake closeups