Kyeree

She/her ♡ Trying to be an art person ♡ But drawing mostly nonsense ♡ ♡ https://linktr.ee/Kyeree ♡

[punkrock-bottom]

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

[kindleaf]

saw this picture of murph with one of their cats and was like aw cute :-) and then noticed the contents of his beside table are his glasses, a tube of chapstick, a 3/4 gone roll of toilet paper, and a sinister translucent monkey statue.

[operationslipperypuppet]

another polycule has entered the naddpod party universe 

[kyeree]

Do you think mothership made their animal pals from cloning more attractive/cute to be more subconsciously appealing to people.

[not--haley]

Projecting my period cramps and non-period related grief onto him

[stone-stars]

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this post but the totally legal audio version

Transcript:

Murph: There’s also-- you notice that there’s a lot of the people waiting in line are uh-- emotionally walled off young men, that are just kinda standing there like “I don’t care”. And as they walk up to him, Balnor goes “Hey it’s me, Balnor! I’m your dad and I’m proud of you!” [Emily, Caldwell, and the audience laugh.] Murph: You see all these dudes just breaking down. Hardwon (Jake): Shit. Moonshine (Emily): Y’all this is beautiful. We can’t disrupt this. Hardwon: Yeah. This is... Beverly (Caldwell): This is really working. Balnor (Murph): This guy’s stepping on my-- this is my thing! Hardwon: And I’ll go-- I'll go talk to him about it! Jake: Hardwon gets in line. [All laugh] Murph: Hardwon gets in line. Hardwon you get to the front. Fake!Balnor: Hey bud, how’s your day goin? Hardwon: (standoffish) ’s alright. Fake!Balnor: Yeah? Hardwon: Why d’you care? Fake!Balnor: Was it a tough one? Hardwon: (long pause) I dunno Fake!Balnor: It’s okay if it was a tough one Hardwon: (increasingly emotional) It wasn’t too bad… Fake!Balnor: Yeah, that’s cause you’re my tough guy, right? [Audience awws and laughs] Hardwon: (emotionally) It was-- it was a tough day, Dad. Fake!Balnor: It’s okay. Tough guys cry. Tough guys cry. Hardwon: (crying) I’m really fuckin’ tough. Murph: He brings you in and gives you a big hug. [Hardwon howl-sobs] Fake!Balnor: For nineteen dollars you can have a gift bag. Hardwon: Wait, what? Jake: Hardwon shakes it off. Fake!Balnor: It’s nineteen dollars for a gift bag. Hardwon: (emotionally) Beverly give him the gold. Caldwell: I give him the shillings. Murph: (laughs) He takes the shillings, um, and you get a little gift bag. There’s some mulch in there, there’s a Bud Heavy-- Jake: Hardwon walks over to a food stand. I can’t strike this man. [Cut forward] Hardwon: That was my first hug from another guy. [Audience laughs] (Real!)Balnor: We haven’t hugged? Hardwon: Bring it in. Balnor: Hey, hey, yeah, c'mon, right? Jake: Hardwon starts crying. Hardwon: (crying) We should do this more.

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the best short rest bit in the world. to me. this is followed by 4 minutes straight of them discussing this, peanut butter whiskey, and murph's fancy new cream shirt that he forced emily to hype him up about.

Transcript:

Murph: It makes a difference everybody. It really really does Caldwell: Congrats, man! Emily: The other day he bought a shirt that was-- Murph, worried: Oh my god. What are you saying. What are you gonna say. What are you gonna... Emily: [laughs] I'm not gonna talk about you watching the Big Bang Theory-- documentary. Murph, yelling away from the mic: I didn't watch the Big Bang Theory!!!! [Jake, Emily, and Caldwell laugh]

[ihavemints]

my cute

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

[nintendo-wheee]

[stone-stars]

stardew valley magic the gathering………

[mysilent879]

[purplecladmerchant]

Here is the thing everybody. Im still writing this so im gonna tell you something about Zirk.

He is brown. But also, he is sickly pale.

[tendercoretroglodyke]

me when im binging naddpod again not paying attention and suddenly pendergreens shows up to the party in his cunty little cursed ruby necklace... hell yeah man lets goooo ‼️😎🤘

[junietuesday]

both moonshine and hardwon wearing matching “fat ladies dont be afraid to get on top if he dies he dies” shirts