[dedalvs]

Just a beautiful example of grammatical evolution.

[neenarchive]

if they ever adapt the phantom of the opera for live action again i think the muppets should do it

[neenarchive]

[heavensickness]

does anybody have that cat poem, you know the one. not mary oliver's poem. the one about a cat growing up with you like brothers but him still being small whereas you've grown tall. i need a good cry

[heavensickness]

this poem is literally my last straw

[heavensickness]

Transcription of the poem for easier reading:

my cat is sad.

no one else in his family is a cat

we are all human except for him

he is excluded from most things

and no one tells him why

he just wants to play

and be loved

he looks at us with wonder

and disappointment

he says hello i am a cat what is my existence

what is that / why it and not me / please can you look at me and love me too

can i have some of your food please im sorry i dont like my food so much

do you want to play with my toys? this one is my favourite

do you like me

are we brothers

why didnt i grow up

why am i so small

can you help me be happy

where are you going

[rubykaryatis]

this is nearly indescribably gay

[fandom-oracle]

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

[baelatargaryen]

don’t get me wrong i like eurovision but i’m very tired of the very instagram looking mainstream performances. let’s spice it up. bring some bears on stage.

[cinemaphobic]

bears like gays or the animal

[letsgoravendors]

Aragon: I put the ‘bi’ in ‘bible’

Anne: Would god accept that?

Aragon: I’m sure he has bigger things to worry about.

— — —

Anne: I put the ‘bi’ in ‘bitch’

Cleves: Yes you do.

Anne: RUDE!

— — —

Jane: I put the ‘pan’ in ‘panic’

Aragon: ...are you okay hermosa?

Jane: Nope!

— — —

Cleves: I put the ‘les’ in ‘les-be-honest’

Cathy: That’s not a word.

Cleves: It is now.

— — —

Kitty: I put the ‘les’ in ‘lespedeza’

Cleves: Okay that’s actually not a word.

Kitty: Yes it is! Look it up!

Jane: Apparently it’s a plant.

Kitty: I want to be a plant.

— — —

Cathy: I put the ‘bi’ in ‘bioluminescence’

Anne: I didn’t know you could glow in the dark.

Cathy: Actually, all humans glow in the dark, it’s just not visible to the human eye.

Anne: So what I’m hearing is when they snapped my neck I should’ve just started to light up like a glow stick.

The Queens: NO!

[bitchme-2]

Cathy: This tree is completely hollow inside but still totally alive. Wow.

Kat: Me too bitch, you ain’t special.

[iredreamer]

[kiarcheo]

Catherine: It’s called cauliflower. It’s not ghost broccoli.

Kat, staring blankly at the wall: I know what I saw.

[raven-curls]

X

[meadow-soprano]

society fucked up by letting dvds go out of style because streaming is not ownership, titles leave streaming services to end up on another (or leave streaming entirely) all the time and stuff gets edited out a lot too. physical media is so important i wish buying dvds and physically owning something could be “trendy” again because corporations have ruined streaming forever with their greed

[stevenrogered]

[sensiblethingtodo]

[theforceawakens]

— He was killed by Ultron, wasn’t he?

[halbarryislife]

[echochamber]

He says we have this connection...