Christ Almighty

lose the suspenders, ya nerd

[dopatonin]

mood: *bong bubbling noise*

[aryanstark]

[larrysmint]

can she just get an award or something

[moeranda]

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

[edwardspoonhands]

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

[kittleimp]

middle school vs high school

[alliecaaat]

[p-asinpterodactyl]

Me in Prision

Me: just call me Mitochondria because I'm the POWERHOUSE OF THIS CELL

Me: *gets jumped*

[deng-dong-deactivated20150421]

the gothest sentence in existence

[bunnyclown1975]

is this from fucking my immortal

[unamusedsloth]

[jaiden-s]

I never knew what I was missing until this very moment. How have I lived this long without little cat tongues???

[happierman]

DumbTongue™

[obsequeous]

Fun fact: this is called blepping.

[notesfromarmageddon-blog]

Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.

Richard Pryor (via cool4thought)

[laughhard]

Best Christmas card I’ve ever received

[metaf]

[lavagoth]

[dogthing2]

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

[lavagoth]

[dogthing2]

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

[nursingmemes]

it’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[ludaprilgate]

It’s december.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[just-my-lucky13-deactivated2019]

Having a mental disorder makes you see a world in a different way.

You notice the things normal people don’t.

You notice the faint scars on people’s arms.

The emptiness in their eyes.

The way they smile with their mouths, but not with their eyes.

The anxiousness they feel while having to eat in front of others.

Just little things most would look over.

But you notice,

Because they’re just like you…