[barbienefertiti]

I’ll represent you in court :)

[niggaweaintfriends]

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

[wheresmywig]

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

[ifuckwiththerainbows]

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

[brownbitchacho]

Reblog to save a LIFE dat shit is not ok

[diazeddies]

for the ladies, and even gentlemen, who follow me and find themselves in this situation.

[apollo-and-the-moon]

Same goes for you Men. If your ex leaks photos of your dick or any videos you sent her, you can sue too. Yea, giving the photos with consent is Aight, but spreading them around and “exposing” Ain’t it chief

[frogitivity]

I’m body positive

[frogitivity]

I got the results back today and they confirm that I do have a body

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

my condolences

[really-fucked-up18]

[krakenartificer]

I’m a native English speaker and I support this position wholeheartedly

[animatedamerican]

#Yes I'm a pedant but I'm aware that it has nothing to do with 'correctness' #I don't have respect for the language I just have respect for pedantry

@rainaramsay​ I have never seen this distinction put so beautifully, well done

[ghostlypawn]

thinking about her* *the six pridebill we’re not gonna get til next year

[otherwindow]

I was playing Minecraft and my friend confessed she had a serial killer character in The Sims who would trap other sims inside walls.

[jellyfishpleaseok]

“This was a long time ago, I’ve changed!”

*while sobbing* “BuT tHeY’rE sTiL iN tHe WaLl!!!!!!”

[otherwindow]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[homopower]

Can you imagine riding this guy’s dick. You’re straddling him, enjoying your trip to Pound Town. You bend down to plant kisses on his chest, you raise back up, look down at him, and his eyes are now bright deep red.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stuart-townsend]

+

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

these debates would be so much better if rupaul moderated

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

“Joe Biden, during the Obama administration, you were Obama’s right-hand man. But during this election cycle, the party has decided… to use the left hand.”

“Beto O'Rourke, during the Vanity Fair challenge, you said you were born to run… But your national polling rather suggests that you were born to stumble.”

“I’m sorry my dears but you are up for elimination.”

“Ladies. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lipsynch performance of the patriotic hit song, Miley Cyrus’s “Party In The USA”. This is your last chance to impress the electorate and save yourselves from elimination. Good luck, and don’t fuck it up.“

[palemusicjellyfish]

mormons before they learn that a simple “no” would suffice

[gameofthronesdaily]

bran’s home, too.

[poweredbycreativityandcake-deac]

Dear sweet Jesus, the whole club ships it.

[iwouldntshowmom]

They all did a Russian accent too, why wasn’t I invited

[wollstoncrafts]

Sagittarius: maybe I should let them finish talking

Sagittarius mind: no, interrupt them

Sagittarius: but they're giving their opinion

Sagittarius mind: yours is better anyways

Sagittarius: damn, u right

[thechanelmuse]

[sagihairius]

corporations during pride month

[hashtagloveloses]

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK?!

[wildplantts]

I love that she is exposing the ugly stuff that goes on in washington. This is why the politicians hate her so much but the people love her.

[securelyinsecure]

2019 ESSENCE Black Women In Hollywood Portraits

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus: