[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

me,at a clothes store: excuse me, how much are these pants?

employee: oh theyre 19.99 :)

me: dam…..didnt realize I was at the Gucci store…..

[bedbugbiting]

[kjhjhjdkjdnkldndlj-deactivated2]

KAJHLKJGHSkjhldjhlshagkhsgd

[michaelhanekes]

All 3 generations of Godzilla suit wearers walking down the street together

[whitegenocidereturns]

that street must be huge

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[lifeinpoetry]

Studies suggest How may I help you officer? is the single most disarming thing to say and not What’s the problem? Studies suggest it’s best the help reply My pleasure and not No problem. Studies suggest it’s best not to mention problem in front of power even to say there is none. Gloria Steinem says women lose power as they age and yet the loudest voice in my head is my mother. Studies show the mother we have in mind isn’t the mother that exists. Mine says: What the fuck are you crying for? Studies show the baby monkey will pick the fake monkey with fake fur over the furless wire monkey with milk, without contest. Studies show to negate something is to think it anyway. I’m not sad. I’m not sad. Studies recommend regular expressions of gratitude and internal check-ins. Enough, the wire mother says. History is a kind of study. History says we forgave the executioner. Before we mopped the blood we asked: Lord Judge, have I executed well? Studies suggest yes. What the fuck are you crying for, officer? the wire mother teaches me to say, while studies suggest Solmaz, have you thanked your executioner today?

— Solmaz Sharif, “Social Skills Training,” published in Buzzfeed

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

It was water his body just did that

[fallenoutoffashion]

Palm Angels mens f’17

[gif87a-com]

[thespiralobsession-blog]

I don’t wanna think about what would happen if he didn’t apologize and quit filming.

[eatpizzas]

[baby-lxve-deactivated20200313]

my hair is braided loosely, my face is mosturized, i smell of roses and my room smells of vanilla as i drift off to sleep on this dark november night.

[redditfront]

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

y’all out here in 2017 saying ‘spoopy’ on some thin ice with god

[frawgs]

nipples hard

it’s fall

[boota]

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[lmaonade]

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah