dont even bother

black belt and guitarist. those are the only things that make me cool

[swagpaws]

i made a collage inspired by What Its Like To Use Tumblr Mobile (: hope u guys can actually see it

[p-earlgrey-blog]

so i was flirting with this guy at a party and i found out he played guitar and i was like "cool me too! i think i have some picks in my pocket" and then fumbled around my pocket and guess what my dumbass did. instead of grabbing a pick i pulled out a worm on a string. i have never seen a guy look more simultaneously confused and intrigued.

[zrvmoved-deactivated20190216]

thread of good reaction images to put on gross people’s posts. i’ll start

[zrvmoved-deactivated20190216]

[zrvmoved-deactivated20190216]

[kreature-pheature]

[mocokkhi]

[saurian-official]

[warmbajablast]

[cccshutdown]

[aztechnology]

[spiroandthelacktones]

[unfriendlyghostking]

[rebel-against-reality]

[clownkiwi]

[cultural-marxism-official]

[lazer-tiger]

[incorrectappledashquotes]

These voice actors wildin’

[p-earlgrey-blog]

i would 100% watch the r rated version of mlp

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[honeybeeluck-deactivated2018101]

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

[imjustjason]

Fuck it, hope she bless me

[30thchamber-deactivated20190424]

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

[writefroot-deactivated20181124]

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

[groovychick-s]

not risking shitttt

[littlescorpion6]

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

[happydaysandersen]

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

[siriuslycollins-blog]

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

[p-earlgrey-blog]

not risking it

[p-earlgrey-blog]

i dropped my coffee on my school computer today and cried so hard a almost threw up

[nostalgia-2000]

CoolRANCH_QTFACe33

[iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins]

SportykittyCHICKA08

[p-earlgrey-blog]

FASHION_MoNsTeRxXx

[plutosychic]

emoji spell to attract a healthy romantic relationship

💖🧿💎⚖️💗💎🧿💖

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[p-earlgrey-blog]

worth a shot

[fatsoupy]

me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!

trans person: i like gender tho

me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!

[ebonyheartnet]

Good post OP

[aquarian-sunchild]

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

[antique-scarecrow]

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

[theweirdwideweb]

[anywayyeahso]

just made the ugliest, gulping throat laugh to this I’m so unhealthy

[whoredad]

Adults: Remember kids! If you work really hard and put your mind to it, you can change the world!

Kids: *Organize/participate in walkouts and protests to change gun laws so they won’t be mass murdered anymore*

Adults: No not like that

[boywentz]

dumb quotes i had in my notes from pete’s online journal from 2004/2005 that i just. really needed to share.

“I am sorry my sarcasm doesn’t translate that well on the computer screen (you can download a new program to help you if you are having problems and have windows 98 or better called: I don’t care)”

“Then I went out and spent 130 dollars on a transformer (I am going to hell)”

“peterpanrabbitpiperpumkineater”

“Style update: I’m only gonna wear little polo tees with the collars up from now on”

“peter wentz- president of the FOB drama club”

“will do my best to get up a pic of hey chris eating a banana creampie out of drews ass”

“come out and tell hey chris he is a hottie with a body at our merch tent. for realz.”

“i’m a shark, baby”

“I had to cut my hair it was hot and stupid looking”

“this ain’t my space, biatch”

“I asked bill from the academy to get me some FOB booty shorts and tell the crowd i quit fall out boy.“

“thank god i don’t have to punch anyone cause i’m pretty little and don’t like to get punched back”

“chicago to los angeles survival guide: uncrustables, XOskeletons, capri suns, seinfeld seasons 1 and 2″

“andy is almost done with drums. his hair is so flowing. like a pony.”

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[webcomicname]

[lavenderprose]

Partnered events in the summer Olympics: You and your partner work together to hit a ball over a net. You and your partner must dive in a way that is both clean and synchronized. You and your partner must row a boat very fast.

Partnered events in the winter Olympics: YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU HAVE TO SWING THEM AROUND YOUR HEAD. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND THEY’RE LITERALLY STANDING ON YOU. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU PICK THEM UP AND 

ＴＨＲＯＷ ＴＨＥＭ

[unsettlingstories]

Me: Oh cool that chick did a somersault on her snowboard.

Olympics Announcer: AMAZING! She was the first to land a quadruple french toast raincoat ollie oop backslide September 11th in competition since Lwaxana Vetrovya invented the trick in 1982!

Me: That’s what I meant.

[harrytrumansfimbriae]

[thebelfry]

it’s that time again

[yodawgiheardyoulikeponies]

Here we go

[p-earlgrey-blog]

thank