Guys, Does This Cream Wash Me Out?

Throw That Trash In The Can!

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[parakeet]

the writing in this game is top tier

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[luvumoon]

tumblr bitches be like: im gonna kms #lanadelrey #coquette #girlblogging

[p-icnic-baske-t]

I think I haven’t posted in four days..?

Sorry, chat—I wasn’t feeling it.

[p-icnic-baske-t]

Fellas, am I super freaking nonchalant—or what?

[p-icnic-baske-t]

Straight guys HATE my vibe irl, but if they would just let their bias against flamboyancy go for like a few minutes, they would learn to appreciate what a funny girl can be.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[p-icnic-baske-t]

Already knowing ts makes me feel smart my guy, when in reality it just makes me chronically online enough to have heard about it.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Biblically accurate bisexual

[stillnotmollified]

willing to bet money that “no, go back” is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet

[real-language-facts]

falsify - to make something false

salsify - to make something salse

[everyday-cutephoto]

[i-am-a-fish]

you're so pretty. like, you're absolutely gorgeous. have you thought about tidying your room slightly to temporarily but significantly increase your quality of life? you are so beautiful

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[that-house]

[p-icnic-baske-t]

HOLY SHIT! God damn am I glad I don’t have nowhere to be in this heatwave.

I mean—96°F isn’t even that hot! What’s with all these pussies passing out and boiling alive rn!?