He hates, HATES emoji's. His texts are very straightforward with perfect punctuation. If he were to use an emoji, it'd be '🙂' and nothing else. And he'd somehow always use it in a way that comes across extremely unsettling.
Speaking of hating, he also hates video games. It's all pixels, you don't get anything out of it, and it's a waste of money. He is however extremely good at every genre and no one knows how. He could be in the presence of a Pokémon game and suddenly a shiny spawns. A divine gift indeed.
When he was a wee little amateur cannibal he tried to incorporate blood into a drink. It didn't turn out well. He threw up.
He knows a lot about medieval torture. He can name almost every device ever used and, on several occasions, has fantasized about reinventing them himself. Particularly the iron maiden tickles his fancy.
When he sits at an empty table, he has the reflex to start brushing imaginary crumbs off. A table can never be too clean for his liking.
He reads the DSM (the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) for fun. He also annotates it with sticky notes and marks things inside.
He's agnostic. By extension he's a closed agnostic. He sincerely believes we're too limited to ever know whether or not gods or higher deities exist. That doesn't hold him back from learning, though. Religion as a whole is very interesting to him.
He has to clean Will's therapy chair after every appointment because as much as he loves Will, he cannot handle the amount of dog fur left behind. Every time, without fail, he'll take a fresh lint roller to the entire chair.
He has a really bad pollen allergy and needs to take medication during pollen season or he can't breathe.
At some point, he could play the harp very well. When learning the piano he ended up preferring that sound and elegance so he switched to learning the piano instead, however thanks to muscle memory he could still play some tunes on the harp.
Generally has a pretty high alcohol tolerance, but one time when indulging in a bit of the stronger stuff (vodka), he got a bit too tipsy and impulsively killed a visitor who got on his nerves a little too much during one of his dinner parties. It's not until the dead body hit the ground that he thought 'hm. Maybe I shouldn't have done that'.
He despises reality TV and would rather sit in silence for an entire evening than even glance at it.
He found out because he cut his hair on a whim. It was too long, too tangled, got in the way all the time, so he grabbed a pair of kitchen scissors and started chopping away. But when he locked eyes with himself in the mirror and he looked different, it's like something mentally clicked. He liked having short hair a little too much.
Didn't make a big deal out of choosing his new name. He just chose the name he would've gotten if he was born a guy in the first place (William) and shortened it for convenience.
Even with his short hair and newly chosen name, he never introduced himself as such. He figured it'd be something he kept for himself, when he visited a clothing store and skimmed through the men's section or taught himself how to tie a tie. To the outside world he was the girl his dad raised him to be, but by himself he was Will.
Although when he moved out, started figuring out life, it turned into something he didn't wanna keep in the shadows anymore. College felt like a good opportunity to start experimenting. Introducing himself as Will, overcompensating for his still quite girly figure by dressing like a professor already. Long coats, fancy shoes - it maybe looked a bit awkward at first, but he slowly grew into his own style.
When he finally decided to take the step and start testosterone treatment, he didn't really have expectations. But when those changes actually started happening? Oh boy. That might've been the happiest he'd felt in a long time.
His facial hair looked horrendous, though. Figuring out how to shave, trim and maintain that was rough. He wanted to keep some facial hair, sure, but half the time he decided shaving it all off was better. When he did try trimming, it kept ending up crooked, uneven, patchy - the source of many frustrations.
When he finally figured something out, he tried some things. He had a moustache for a while, a goatee, but it all felt too.. much. He liked how stubble framed his face, though. So he settled on that and hasn't changed his mind about it for years.
Sometimes he wishes his voice would be a bit deeper. It's already dropped a lot, but when he raises his voice he hates how high it goes. Hence why he often speaks very quietly.
Before joining the FBI he decided on getting top surgery. He'd reached a point where he wanted to pass as well as possible, a complete 180 from when he first made the leap, so top surgery was the next logical step.
After that, though, he felt... finished. Everything on the outside was done, he felt content, people called him Will. It's like a storm that was raging inside for years finally settled down.
He briefly considered bottom surgery or a hysterectomy, but it just felt like too much effort. He wanted to focus on his job, on his dogs, and stop worrying about everything that's "still wrong" about his body. He'd spent enough time worrying about that. He already crossed the finish line, an extra mile isn't necessary.
Either plays with the princesses, Yoshi, or Toad. The princesses tower over everyone else - just like him, and to switch it up he'd sometimes pick Yoshi or Toad 'cause they're cute.
If he's playing Mario Kart World, he'd prefer their original designs over the different costumes - but if he's playing a race and passes one of the food bags, he'd still take it just to see what kind of costumes the characters get.
Overly not that competitive, but you bet there'll be a rivalry between him and Dean. Suddenly he knows where all the shortcuts are. Pure coincidence.
If he's playing by himself - it's just a quick Grand Prix to relax. But if he's playing against Dean, he'll make sure he has the best character-vehicle combination (will spend time googling the best combinations of vehicle, wheels and glider for Mario Kart 8).
Not the biggest fan of 200cc or time trials. He'd rather do a classic race where he doesn't fly out of the corners when he brakes too late. If he really feels like letting off some steam, he might even pick 50cc just to admire the scenery or learn the map.
Dean Winchester
Plays all the heavyweight characters for the speed boost only. Out of all heavyweight characters his favorite is Bowser.
If he's playing Mario Kart World, he'd definitely play the more "stupid" characters too - the bee, the dolphin (specifically with the matching dolphin motorcycle),...
Doesn't really care all that much for the vehicle - especially in Mario Kart 8 when having to choose vehicle, wheels and glider. Will glance at the stats to see if his speed and acceleration are okay, but other than that? Pure skill, baby.
When playing Mario Kart World, he'd spend some time in free roam collecting costumes just so his Bowser can look even cooler. He doesn't really care about the other characters' costumes. Just give him the big turtle in an even bigger outfit with an even bigger bike or car and he's off.
Competitive. Competitive. Competitive. Refuses to play against CPU's because winning against computers doesn't really give him the satisfaction. But throw him in an online lobby - or even worse, against Sam - and he won't take anything lower than first place.
Despite his competitiveness, he keeps forgetting that shortcuts exist because they're usually a little hidden. So when he's peacefully cruising in first place and Sammy appears behind him - he'll throw in a couple curse words and accusations of cheating.
Castiel
Which button is jump?
He tries his best, he really does, but he doesn't really get the point. You race, you get your score, you get a fancy trophy and maybe some new cars, but it's all virtual - so why put in the effort?
When he does play, he'd just play as Mario. It's called Mario Kart, why would there be so many characters to choose from? A baby version, sure. Metal Mario, why not. But where do all these other characters come from?
If someone were to explain the concept of Mii's for him and maybe make him one, perhaps he'd try playing as his own Mii. But even that feels unfamiliar because it just looks like his vessel, not his actual self.
Don't even get him started on the vehicle screen. He just picks the standard kart, with the standard wheels and the standard glider. Maybe when he's feeling feisty he'll pick the standard bike.
He constantly has to switch between looking at the TV screen and his joycon to make sure he's pressing the right button just to dive off the track and have the stranger on a cloud fish him back up.
Should probably stick to board games.
Jack Kline
By far the most excited person to play the game. He literally does not care whether he's first, last or somewhere in between - as long as he gets to join.
He will try out every. Single. Character. Does not care about the weight class or stats - when he gets so many options, why not try them all at least once?
Absolutely ecstatic that he can turn himself into a Mii too. And while he might not 100% understand everything - will appreciate every effort to explain the controls and mechanics of the game.
When it comes to vehicle customization, once again doesn't care about the stats. He'll pick what looks best to him.
Once he's hooked on the game, he'll definitely spend time by himself practicing. Just teach him how to use the Switch and he's off.
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