somebody not too bright but sweet and kind

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[sioltach]

seeing someone comment landfillcore under a holiday decor haul a few years back permanently changed my consumption habits. what an evocative word. I think about her all the time

[probuccalfat]

i’m not horny at the moment so everyone else’s horniness is disgusting me like get help for real

[probuccalfat]

i’m horny again so everyone get nasty and get freaky

[uglyfruit]

[dykentery]

imagine making a national alert system that only works on iphones if theyre updated to THE latest operating system. no backwards compatibility whatsoever. this is quite possibly the funniest and stupidest thing theyve done in a while.

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[vicholas]

With a heavy heart I want to let everyone know that I have discovered that Supertramp's "Breakfast in America" (1979) album cover seems to be made by AI. I do not make these accusations lightly. It pains me to see a famous music band going this low, but I have analyzed the picture extensively and the proof is near undeniable.

Evidence #1: The weird silverware

Look carefully at the the forks and knives on both sides of the cover.

What even is this? The shapes don't look like real forks and knives, they like AI's vague idea of what forks and knives are.

^ Here the silverware gradually dissappears into the background. The plate also seems to be melting. Did they really think no one would notice?

Evidence #2: Everything about the hand and the juice

See something wrong with this? Other than... Everything, basically?

The bottom part of the glass doesn't align with the top. The hand is even worse: You can clearly see how the AI doesn't know what real fingers look like. It's a shapeless AI abomination, the fingers look more like a tree branch than a real hand if you look at it closely.

Evidence #3: The... Sandwich? Thing?

I don't even know what this is supposed to be. The more I look at the contents of the plate, the weirder they look.

Evidence #4: The background details all look weird

Many things about the background look fine if you are looking at it from afar, but paying attention to the background elements reveals multiple AI artifacts. Look at these:

What were they thinking??

[dykentery]

sitting down and realising you forgor to get box of tissues and a fork while you were up is literally the worst thing ever

[shencomix]

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[estrellasrojas]

I love how everyone acts like an undersocialized rabid dog now

[bleed1ngbabyb0y]

[witch-of-agnesi]

[epilepticsaints]

[chloebangbang]

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

[javascript-official]

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

[javascript-official]

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

[dykentery]

i feel like ive spent so long pushing thru all the endless major life events and crises that now that i have a moments breather (kinda) im just like. what was i even doing with myself before all this.

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[dykentery]

fucking dandenong im gonna kill myself

[parkchanwoohoo]