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18 // Australian // shitpost

[midzyiconss]

[x-aven]

Dominic Fike’s smile. That’s it. That’s the post.

[itkopek]

[yengirls]

baby boy. baby

[teenagerposts]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[bfacington]

peach - kevin abstract

[warnadudenexttime]

Character Thomas ghost wrote this tweet

[tylerhoechlingifs]

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[prideprejudce]

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

[prideprejudce]

i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

[yekkes]

Me reassuring myself: it’s really ok you dumb bitch

[anxietyproblem]

[humansofnewyork]

“One of my plays is getting produced!” “What’s it about?” “So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”

[grimelords]

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

[gaymalcontent-deactivated202407]

i cannot fucking believe that this now five year old photo of my friend corey and his play Jacob Monroe Hates Clowns is still circulating

[memewhore]

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

[florapatite]

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[unsettlingstories]

Polar vortex tiddys.

[naomi121406-deactivated20210507]

How weird tumblr hasn’t flagged this “female-presenting” vortex yet

[thebisexualmandalorian]

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Colder than a witch’s tit.”

[gallusrostromegalus]

Truth Coming Down From The North Pole To Shame Climate Change Deniers

[atlas-prime]

Mother Nature breasted boobily to the Canadian border, and titted downwards