lost in your wilderness

Maybe we can sneak you into a scene sometime, so your bromance can happen once again.

I'd owe you a million favors. A million and one if you're lucky. Next weekend, though - is that okay?

Too bad he’s gay, or at least that’s what Nicki said. Guess I’m going to settle for growing old with cats and Grey’s Anatomy.

#you didn't?#how did that happen then!?#i might pass out now sry if i do

What? Really? Damn. Don't be too heartbroken, then. And honestly, you can't grow old with Grey's Anatomy if you want to remain mentally stable. The writers of that show victimize me and I don't appreciate it.

You are. Well, thank you, Pauly. It was a nail biter indeed. I may have screamed a time or two.

No need to thank me, Tonks. Really? I may have screamed a time or two at The Originals, but mostly because of Joe's handsomeness.

mmchad

If you try to take my jello, you’ll pull back a nub. I’m skilled in the art of spoonery.

Did you major in Spoonery in college too? Whoa. Let's stop having things in common now, please.

Okay, but you’re not allowed to use my name for any jokes. I could listen to him forever, I love his voice. I think I may ask him to be my boyfriend.

#public speaking? i hate public speaking #my thoughts are with you

Oh... nevermind, then. You should, Muffin. Just remember to invite me to the wedding, okay?

I hate that nickname, Wasilewski. Yeah, since we mostly film at night, and playing a hopeless pregnant girl is quite the challenge. I saw the first episode, loving Silas right now.

The full name? I feel like I'm in trouble. It might be a challenge, yeah, but I've seen you in action. You can definitely overcome it. Did you? How'd you like it?

mmchad

Actually, I thought we could get matching ones with color coordinating rhinestones.

We're on the same wavelength, Murray. Just keep an eye out on your jello when we get back to the retirement home later.

You should do that. As long as Roman doesn’t kill me or anything, he seems very— sinister and cruel.

#u know i can't afford that

I'll be your opening act. Roman's... well, Roman. I would pay for him to read the phonebook to me.

I should in the wedding, not invited to it. I’m surviving. Work’s killing me slowly. You?

Don't go making demands, Australia. Killing you? Long hours, or? Work's great over here, honestly. It's fun playing evil.

mmchad

I feel like I need to write a letter to Monster asking why I spent majority of my day downing an Absolutely Zero and still managed to pass out for a 2 hour nap when I stretched today.

Old age, probably. Did you still want to borrow my walker, or?

I didn’t sadly. Must have been shipped to the wrong address. Hey yourself.

We'll send another. How are you, stranger?

You’re so inspirational Paul. Lets take out the “Tatiana” part and leave Queen T Muffin, sounds legit enough. Do you think Nicki will let me in her clique?

#what is a life?#where can i buy one?#preferably on sale?

Thank you. I've considered becoming a motivational speaker. I mean, I don't know. It's possible. Do you really want to hang out with Roman, though?

I bet you’re super jealous that I’m carrying his fake on screen baby then, hm?