weed man headcanons. (kaz//uha!!!)
wielding an anemo vision, it's obvious he's got a lot of air inside him and unfortunately for him, he has trouble keeping it in
he has the worst morning gas known to mankind, whether its burps or farts, its exactly the reason why he never goes to any sleepovers
as i'm sure we all suspect, kaz//uha (as i see it) smokes weed and whenever he's high, he just doesn't really care about farting nor burping, even around other people, he's somewhat okay with it
one time, a previous partner confessed to him about their fetish and he surprisingly accepted it and often fed into their likes
despite being at sea all the time, his stomach despises seafood, but he basically has to pretend to enjoy it in front of bei//dou, who usually makes said food for him
after a dinner full of seafood, he suspiciously always excuses himself to go to the bathroom in order to not embarrass himself as he lets it all out in the enclosed room
what he doesn't know, is that pretty much everyone on the crux is aware of his stomach problems as, well, its pretty obvious what happened when someone enters the bathroom right after he exits since it stinks as fuck
other than seafood, there isn't much that makes kaz//uha's gas stink, so its pretty okay whenever he does accidentally let something out
seafood isn't the only thing he doesn't handle well, lactose and especially milkshakes being another thing he may consider delicious, which is the opposite of what his gut would say
not only does milk cause him to bloat quite a bit, but it also makes him especially gassy
his farts are rather quiet, but still long, which makes them pretty noticeable
on the other hand, his burps are pretty loud most of the time, short, but still loud enough to shock some bystanders
when he's high, his burps get even worse as one, he doesn't really care, and two, they're just more obnoxious
he may be skinny, but whenever he eats something with lactose in it, a very noticeable bump can appear, which then disappears either after a good sleep or a long night of just letting it all out under the covers
before entering the crew of the crux, he was much more insecure about his gas, but seeing as bei//dou is, well.. pretty proud of her burps, he got kind of influenced by her and she even manages to force him into a contest every once in a while
silly little guy doing silly little things.. what could go wrong...!!!
im actually posting men now so hooray 🙏🙏
