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"The way you write porn is genuine poetry" -oomf •22 | she/her | MINORS DNI •Fandomo fic writer lurking for omo/ws, may randomly throw a prompt into the abyss •It's piss it's all piss okay I can't pretend I like anything other than piss. Petplay too but only with piss involved. So just expect all kinds of piss reblogs •Don't worry/ask about my reblog tags. Those who know will know :3 •Hard no's: ageplay and vomit •Cis Het men dni /srs •Some sort of aroace lesbian, I only like this stuff in fiction •I swear the header is ironic even if the piss kink isn't --Fuck off if you support incest or pedophilia, even in fiction--

[dontopenfairies]

I lied. I don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. You’re going to pee yourself for me.

[45percenterthen]

so much of life is needing to pee. enough already

[slvttyplums]

“squirt is piss.” and??? fake perverts

[memorycycle]

peeing. and this time its serious

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

whatever. i don’t even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*

[p1ssknk]

My favorite thing ever that I would like to see more of: omo sexting. More characters sending bladder bulge pics and detailing how desperate he is in messages that keep getting shorter and less coherent as he gets worse off while the other jerks off to it please waiter!

[omolee]

My favourite thing about omo or just pee stuff in general is when they’re so desperate that the release has that super loud hissing sound…so hot

[p1ssknk]

Everyone else who likes omo always talks about their friends accidentally turning them on... man my autistic asexual ass feels inexplicably upset whenever my friends talk about anything omo or holding coded 😭

[betweentwolungsxx-deactivated20]

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Pro tip: Put 2 minutes of running water sounds on your work playlist so you actually remember to get up and pee.

[squiirming]

guy who needs to piss sooo bad he’s been grabbing at himself and squeezing his dick, and now it’s half hard, stuck upright in his pants, sensitive head just under his waistband, and every time he squirms it feels like he’s dry humping, and he doesn’t even know anymore if he’s grinding in his pants because he needs to go or because he’s started getting off. is this anything

[hornyfagfuck]

[sillyfatslut420]

lets dry hump until we pee ourselves and then we can wet hump

[p1ssknk]

I had a dream last night someone drew me piss art of my favs and even though it wasn't lucid dreaming it was still continuous enough that every time I fell back asleep I got to see the drawings clearly again so I kept doing it. But now that I'm awake it's just kind of a hazy memory and I've been in like actual mourning over this I'm so upset it isn't real

[p1ssknk]

"Pride month day 1" um... there is someone more important here please

[p1ssknk]

Clocking in for 8 hours of standing here staring into space and thinking about my fav pissing himself

[dream-beyond-the-dawn]

I can't stop thinking about sick character omo today. I love how fluffy and sweet it can be when they're being taken care of by another character. Some examples:

Helping them get up to pee.

Bringing them something to pee in when they don't feel strong enough to get out of bed but they can't hold it.

Character A comforting character B who peed the bed while they were sleeping.

A feverish character imagining a toilet in front of them but they're actually peeing their pants.

I especially love it when it's a normally stoic character who rarely (if ever) asks for help. They have to pretend they don't like being cared for but deep down they do.