( ofc! Once again sorry for being so late. Rn I'ma do some lil facts and blurbs of squirrel Secretary. Simple and short)
Squirrel hybrid blurbs !
Of course with you being a squirrel, no one is shocked when you often bring in nut related treats. Its the amount of nut related things you can make.
Cookies, pies, breads, mixes, even in your salad. As soon as Soap catches anything but related in the air, the wolf knows you're nearby.
Gaz would even bring you in some nuts and your favorite treats when he knows you had a bad day. When he'll stretch his wings out and fly around the base and between trees, he scouts which tree has the best acorn and tells you about it.
"aye, the trees by the outdoor track. Good healthy shit there"
He'll whisper to you passing by, as if it's some top secret information.
Now between you and Price, it's a bit different. You always do things for him with paperwork, tea all that stuff.
So when the big furry fucker noticed you shivering a tiny bit one cold day, he gave you his jacket. Its big, warm and he has his own fur to help with the cold. The bear knew a lil thing like ya needed the extra help.
Y'all take care of each other, it may look small but to you it's everything
I won't be able to post as much for a while, but I'll still try my best to update and respond to everyone. I want to thank y'all for the understanding while i was dealing with college work and such, shit is draining.
Hii, hope ure doing well. I was wondering about Mantis!reader and the boys learning abt Mantises mating rituals, is that smth? Idk but it soynds interesting! It's all up to you🖤
(Of course! I know you sent this months ago and omg I'm so sorry, I'm just now somewhat free to write! I'm also a bit sloppy again so forgive me </3. Also, it's up to yall in this lil thing if the boys are insect or human.)
Mantis! Reader and 141 boys
I know I write about secretaries a lot in these little blurbs, buuuuut... secretary mantis reader, because mantis give off secretary vibes.
Now the boys don't really have much time to sit around and talk with everyone in their building, half the time they're off fighting shit or training. The only one who has really talked to you in some way was price, since you relay messages from Laswell to him. But even so, it wasn't anything much.
With the once in a blue moon happening, all 141 boys were off for a couple of days from missions. Just the simple training and paperwork.
Cue to you carrying said folders of papers, God the endless amount of papers and reports to bring to Price. You're walking as fast as you can when WHAM! you run into someone!! papers are flying and slowly fluttering down as you sit up and processed what just happened.
"shit love, are you alright?!"
looking up you saw Gaz crouching down to help with gathering your papers. You couldn't help but squint your eyes at him, shoveling all the papers back in your arms
"Woah there, dont bite my head off!" he joked, clearly poking fun at you being a lil mantis hybrid, but light heartedly.
You couldn't help but bare your mandibles to the pretty face sergeant, standing up and quickly heading to Prices office to deliver the papers.
It just slowly spirals from there with the mantis jokes or puns. You can't lie, some of them are funny but it gets to the point. your breaking point was when Soap found it funny to comment on your size, calling you short for a mantis. (Assuming your female, if not then your still short for a male mantis.)
Cue to now, all the boys in prices office, you behind the desk instead of the captain himself as the four boys were awkwardly sitting and standing around, wishing to be anywhere else but here.
"Don't look so awkward now!" you scolded them as if you were their mother.
Your wide eyes narrowed at them, your arms crossing as your mandibles flickered.
"You all thought it was so funny to make jokes! so now its mantis sex ed."
You cleared your thought. starting to go on about your species mating act and such/
" No, the female mantis doesn't always bite off their mates' head! one, that's rare unless the female is starving with little food and there's a low chance if they're out in the wild!"
you squint your eyes at Gaz
"no we do not bite humans, no I don't thirst for man blood and no I don't just sit around and eat other hybrids! that's illegal. "
clearing your throat, you soon relaxed. A small smile on your face as you looked at their guilty expression. Price being the only one not so guilty as he doesn't have time to mess around, but you still roped him in.
"Much like birds, the males will show himself off to the female. gently touching our antennae or whatever else to see if the lady wants to mate. If accepted, they can mate for hours"
you heard price groan but ignore him.
"The females release a pheromone to signal she is ready to mate. Now are we clear!?"
a chorus of strained 'yes ma'am/sir' rung out.
you thought you got through to the boys! so you left all happy.
It wasn't until a few days later that you caught soap flexing by you with a goofy smile.
"The hell are you doing "
You sighed out, crossing your arms and turning to him in your office chair.
"Don't like the display?" Soap wiggled his eyebrows.
It took you a bit but then it hit you... he was jokingly playing the part of a male mantis and 'courting' you. With a groan you picked up your pen and threw it at him.
(ah I'm so sorry it's been forever! Classes started and I'm just now learning how to drive :<. Also kinda short.)
I love the idea of reader being so caring and loving while Kyle is the grumpy one! He's pretty yes, but lord doesn't he get hostile when someone gets around you, the nest or even the eggs.
Meanwhile you're over here like ' come here! Lay in the nest, let me hug you and warm you up and sit on you like you're a very very big egg!'
It stresses poor Kyle out.
When you two first became a mated pair, Kyle was more relaxed. The smug swan was still hostile, but not as much. You did your own thing chasing around Johnny or honking at Nikolai for not wearing a proper coat. Meanwhile Kyle was preening himself and would occasionally swim in the pond. But he still kept his eyes on you, you're his mate.
Lord when you first started to show signs of laying.. yeah that man's protectiveness jumped up to 200 very quickly.
You'll simply be fixing the nest up to hold more and be more comfortable, while Kyle is absolutely staring down at anyone who even blinks near the nest.
You want some fleece from Johnny?
" HISSSSSS"
It was too late, Kyle is already fluttering around Johnny and pecking at him. At least you got some warm fleece!
When the eggs finally came? Jesus Christ good luck y'all.
God forbid you want one of the boys to come near and spend time with you and the eggs.
It's gotten to the point that you lightly scolded Kyle, the uncles deserve to spend some time with the unhatch babies!!
Though you also have issues with leaving the nest, you wanna be near your eggs all the time ugh. Kyle had to take over. Only to come check on you an hour later to see you sitting on Simon's back. ' warming' him up.
Ugh, but the struggle is sooo worth it when the babies finally hatch. The swooses little honks and quacks as they follow you and Kyle around. It's not uncommon to see one following the boys around either.
Hey y'all! Sorry for not posting. The semester kicked back up for me so I am all over the place. I'll try to make some more stuff on Friday or Saturday.
can we get more Kyle x reader? Like, the swan idea another anon asked for, but with Kyle (I LOVE Kyle)
Of course! I'll make sure to write something specifically for Kyle sometime soon. He really is the less popular one within the 141, even in the original game. He needs more love 😩
I'll start thinking of some stuff again soon, I'm starting back up classes so stuff may be delayed. But do keep asking for stuff it keeps me goin
When John was younger, he was actually farm help at MacMilan farm. Helping the older Scot out with chores and shit.
"Oi, Suzy!" MacMilan gruffed voice called out. John turned to the farmer.
"yes sir?"
"come on, lemme show you how to brand cattle." Then well yeah.
Safe to say MacMilan helped toughen John up over the years.
So when John finally started his own farm an hour away. Safe to say MacMilan was there to make sure shit was going good. Hell, he helped John brand Bull!Johnny.
MacMillan didn't visit too much. Been about a year since he visited The price farm.
What the old Scot wasn't expecting was Pig!reader just staring up at him in her lil dress. Blinking. Tail wagging. Definitely expecting praise because hello, it's her! She's used to praise.
It was just a staring contest before MacMillan looked up and called out
Okay but like, cricket! Reader and 141 (if they're hybrids or not it's up to ya in this lil scenario). You're not a member. You don't work there. They don't even know you're at the base until one night they hear random chirps.
And not the constant chirps. It's one of those fuck ass
Chirp
5mins later
Chirp
It drives them insane because it's been a few days. They can't find you. But they know you're there now.
Price getting back from a very long and tiring mission. Going to his office, slumping at the desk. Lighting up a cigar. About to fully relax until
(another something that the one anon suggested. Once again tags ain't working yet. And everyone is a hybrid. Towards the end is mainly Kyle x reader.
Farmer! Nikolai who brought Goose!reader to his farm a little over a week ago. Oh how pretty you are, could put a swan to shame. That was his first impression of you.. and it was also the impression the boys had of you too.
You're in your nest. Actually no scratch that. You're loafing on top of the grumpy barn cat!Simon. He lets out low growls but in the way that his tail sways and how he doesn't move, Simon doesn't mind. He just gotta keep this mask on yk. Simon wouldn't downright say that he enjoys you loafing on him like you would a chick.
"stop tha'" he grumbled out, getting nipped by you gently. You're just grooming the grumpy kitty!
You let out a lil honk, shifting a bit on the cat.
The next victim was bull Centaur! Price. A big brick wall is what he is. You can locate him in the field, every now and then his cowbell ringing when he moves. Standing there with a stern look on his face with his arms crossed. Price being the older bull, he's in charge of the field. Making sure no one gets out of line yk.
But boy, prices face softens when he looks down at you. Grunting a tiny bit when you suddenly hold up a handful of grass/hay.
It's bad if he politely refuses. You know how some grandmas will be like " have some more!" And you politely refuse? Then they would give you this stern look and give you more anyways. Yeah that's you.
You fed him extra treats so much that he's getting a lil layer of fat on him. Which to be honest, it's a good thing but still. He gotta look scary!
Oh boy let's not get started on Soay sheep!Johnny. The sheep hasn't fully grown back his fleece for the winter, so to you. He must be cold! Oh that makes your goose heart sad! Johnny will get sick if he's not warm!
So it's not uncommon to see Johnny sprinting away bleeting frantically with the fluff ball of a goose flapping her wings, honking frantically while holding a blanket.
"you need warmth Johnny!" You honked out.
"nah! 'Am perfectly warm!" He called back.
This is hilarious to Nikolai, especially since half the time this happens is when he's in the farm house looking out the kitchen window. Thankfully he comes to Johnny's aid, running after you and picking you up so gently. You let out more honks as the Russian brings you inside for you to calm down.
"Little Gus'" Nikolai chuckled as he sat you down, watching you huff and cling onto the blanket. The farmer explained how although Johnny may look cold, he's plenty warm.
Which okay.. makes sense to you. But still! Your instincts are telling you to love and nurture.
So you settled for wrapping the blanket around Nikolai and gently sitting on him. Maybe to warm him? God knows but he lets you do it if it meant not chasing the poor sheep.
Of course with this going on for another two weeks. Nikolai decided to get you a bird friend. That's when Swan!Kyle came to play.
Nikolai allowed Kyle to meet the others over the next few days before you. Probably not wanting there to be any bad or overwhelming feelings since y'all are both birds.
But boy when Kyle first saw you, his feathers poofed up. He found himself fixing himself up as he approached.
Yeah from there y'all got along very well, Pretty sure you two are mates now.
With that the boys thought your motherly instincts would go down, it did not
You still chase after them, try to feed them or warm them up. Sometimes Kyle would try to help you by either running after them with you or just telling them
"she ain't gonna stop, just let her do it mate!"
Yeah. They slowly give up.
When eggs come, it's Kyle hissing at anyone near the nest. But you are trying to push the boys closer to said nest so you can also warm them up!
I do have a goose! Reader thing in the works. And I'm looking at insects to do for another write. Just gotta trust and believe. Gotta enjoy the apples I'm throwing at ya
And Nikolai is in the goose!reader fic. He's the farmer. He may not been seen a lot but trust and believe
(Anon suggested a bear! So I shall deliver. And ppl wanted to be tagged so I will! Sfw. also sorry I didn't really post anything yesterday. I got more yarn and a drawing pad so I took a lil break hehe. Also! Ik ppl wanted to be tagged but for some reason it wouldn't let me tag anyone? I'm working on it and I apologize)
(ofc it goes from ' her ' to 'you')
Brown bear! Reader who is about to hibernate. Well, kinda. Hibernation is different for hybrids since they're part humans. So instead they sleep damn near half the day, wake up to eat. Then yeah.
Anyways.
Bear!reader who's just so sleepy and slow. Fur more messy and fluffy as she got a bit of chub to her so she can rest easy in the cave house she's in (imagine like hobbit house or whatever if you want).
The brown bear walks through the woods, looking for stuff to eat. Rather if it's finding a river for salmon, raiding a beehive (though that hurts) or even lil animals and berries. God knows.
Bear! Reader who is head deep in a berry bush when she hears a nose, causing her to perk up. And when she does, she sees owl!Kyle. Which makes sense for the owl to be out since it's slowly getting to be nightfall but it's still light out.
The owl seems to be trying to hunt a mouse or whatever. Doesn't matter, all Reader knows is that she wants the owl. Not to eat no.. something deeper.. maybe to keep and love on. Start a pack with him or something. Bear!reader doesn't know why she feels all lovingly for this owl.
So somehow she sneaks up on the owl and then pounces on him, causing Kyle's feathers to poof up and some of it even coming out as the two struggles.
He let out distressed sounds. Yes Kyle may be bigger/taller than the bear but well. She still has the bear strength.
Eventually he gives up, preparing for death maybe. Only to be shocked when the reader just throws him over her shoulder and prances back to her lil cave house.
It was all so stranged to Kyle as he hoots lowly. One second he's out and about. Then the next he's in some warm bear cave. Watching you in this cute dress and apron.. it felt domestic to him even though he's scared out of this mind that this bear may try to eat him.
You cooked some fish on your stove, lil bear tail wagging a bit as you hummed. Then turned around. Holding out a fork to the owl so he can try a bite. Kyle was hesitant, but once he heard that low grumbles in your throat. Well he instantly took a bite. Only to melt at how good it is.
Yeah.. The owl is so fucking confused right now. But he ate with you.
"oh honey let me groom you, so messy!" You hummed out, gently licking the top of his head and then his cheek. Even his feathers.
Only to get interrupted by three men barging into your house.
Black!bear price, who's equally fluffy, kinda chunky and tired due to hibernation season. Looking pissed off and grumbling that someone took his owl from his pack.
Right behind him were Coyote!Johnny and cougar!Simon, equally upset.
Only for them to pause... And for you to pause. Tongue still on Kyle's cheek, mid groom..
Then Price went on about how Kyle is part of HIS pack. Blah blah. You didn't really care.
All you saw was another fluffy bear.. and other fluffy people. You wanted to fatten them up more for the winter. To cuddle with them.
Yes yes. This will do. All you have to do is pull this bigger bear into your bed. Yes. Perfect plan.
once you're done with the duck reader, can you make a bear who's really cuddly or a swan who's motherly and also cuddly?
Yes of course! I'm not just on one or the other so I'll try my best to write this later, because both are very good. My only question is if I do this , do y'all still want farm au? Because I know I've been on my farm kick :)
once you're done with the duck reader, can you make a bear who's really cuddly or a swan who's motherly and also cuddly?
Yes of course! I'm not just on one or the other so I'll try my best to write this later, because both are very good. My only question is if I do this , do y'all still want farm au? Because I know I've been on my farm kick :)
(decided to make officially make johnny, ghost and Kyle farm dogs. Ik ik, so original. Also y'all sneak into the farmhouse. Idk why I like to write that)
You, this fluffy duck. Broody. Why? Well it's time for you to start laying eggs. You been through this before, nest, lay eggs blah blah.
But here's the issue. You just came to prices farm. Like two days ago.
You don't have a nest.
So you did what was best.
Sneaking into Prices farmhouse. Specifically Johnnys room. Yes the same fucking Guy that you hissed and nipped at when he first tried to say hello to you.
The boys are with price somewhere on the farm, it's only 6am. So the house was empty. You basically floated towards the empty warm welcoming room.
And that's when you started to make a nest on the dogs bed.
'nest' with his blankets, slightly dirty shirts and such. You wouldn't exactly have enough time to bring twigs and such up and down the stairs.
Oh well.
Cue to 8am. Johnny and the other dogs went to their room to probably get a quick rest.
And as soon as the poor Scottish dog opened the door.
'HISSSSS'
Safe to say Johnny jumped god knows how high in the air before blinking wide eye at you.
"oh com on hen!" He whined out. " You better not of!-"
' HISSSSS'
oh god it's true. You laid eggs on the poor man's bed, feathers poofed out with your wings up.
