Pablo

Fly silly rp blog

[pablo-the-fly]

Intro 🪰

Name: Pablo

Species: Fly

Status: no children

Sexuality: Aromantic with some asexual hints (basically Aroace)

Languages: English, Spanish

That's it

[pablo-the-fly]

give me a fly, a sexuality

gay

trans

asexual

pan

straight

bi

demi

aromantic

other or a combi (comment)

Voting ended onJul 30

i forgot there are genders in my poll too so genders too

[pablo-the-fly]

society has decided

i'm an aromantic fly now

[grapefruit-offical]

I'm going to eat you hehe

*rubs hands*

-🪰 @pablo-the-fly

WHA WAIT WAIT WAIT- WAIT- WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS

PLEASE DONT EAT ME I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS

[pablo-the-fly]

do you have anything else to eat

i can drink your grapefruit pee or something like that

[grapefruit-offical]

... ggrapefruits dont pee....

plus we're really acidic i dont think its very tatsty...

[pablo-the-fly]

I'm a fly and I eat everything that is edible even if it's acidic or even poisonous

wrap yourself in plastic foil next time

i'm gonna fly to bacon then

*bzzz bzzz*

[grapefruit-offical]

I'm going to eat you hehe

*rubs hands*

-🪰 @pablo-the-fly

WHA WAIT WAIT WAIT- WAIT- WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS

PLEASE DONT EAT ME I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS

[pablo-the-fly]

do you have anything else to eat

i can drink your grapefruit pee or something like that

[asexual-offical]

what does the a in lgbtqia stand for

obviously wrong answers only

[pablo-the-fly]

Lil

Gay

Bug

That is

Quite an

Interesting

Animal

[tylerbutbetter]

The whimsical and diverse names of tumblr

[sh4rkt33th]

obama: let me be clear

lgbtq obama: let me be queer

ball obama: let me be sphere

steak obama: let me be seared

perv obama: let me see your rear

hunter obama: let me eat deer

driver obama: let me steer

bad driver obama: let me veer

cosplayer obama: let me be Near

alcoholic obama: let me have beer

magician obama: let me appear

sports fan obama: let me cheer

athlete obama: let me get my gear

nosy obama: let me hear

creepy obama: let me leer

sad obama: let me shed a tear

[pablo-the-fly]

starting new reblog game:

share your fav character but make them sound like criminals

(AND don't mention their name)

okk I'll start

He is an alien and likes kicking people's asses for absolutely no reason

[efajdiyefeb123]

gay sun or thought daughter

[pablo-the-fly]

gay sun sounds cool

imagine having rainbows 24/7

[pablo-the-fly]

One thing.

i don't know why,

you don't know why the 2nd half of your sentence is invisible mate

*speaks in a british accent*

[mmaggotboy]

It doesnt even matter how hard you try,

[pablo-the-fly]

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

[mmaggotboy]

To explain in due time, oooohh ii knoww

[pablo-the-fly]

time is a valuable thing

watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

watch it count down to the end of the day

the clock ticks life away, it's so unreal

[mmaggotboy]

Didn't look out below

Watch the time go right out the window

Tryin' to hold on, d-didn't even know

I wasted it all just to watch you go

[pablo-the-fly]

I kept everything inside And even though I tried it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be A memory of a time when I tried so hard

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

BUT IN THE ENNND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRR,

[mmaggotboy]

I HAD TO FAALLLL TO LOSE IT ALLLLL

BUT IN THE EEEND IT DOESNT EVEN MAATTEHEHERRRRRRRRR

Thank you for this pablo, my new top 1 tumblr blog

Sorry @satan-offical

[pablo-the-fly]

Hehe np 👍

[pablo-the-fly]

One thing.

i don't know why,

you don't know why the 2nd half of your sentence is invisible mate

*speaks in a british accent*

[mmaggotboy]

It doesnt even matter how hard you try,

[pablo-the-fly]

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

[mmaggotboy]

To explain in due time, oooohh ii knoww

[pablo-the-fly]

time is a valuable thing

watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

watch it count down to the end of the day

the clock ticks life away, it's so unreal

[mmaggotboy]

Didn't look out below

Watch the time go right out the window

Tryin' to hold on, d-didn't even know

I wasted it all just to watch you go

[pablo-the-fly]

I kept everything inside And even though I tried it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be A memory of a time when I tried so hard

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

BUT IN THE ENNND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRR,

[pablo-the-fly]

One thing.

i don't know why,

you don't know why the 2nd half of your sentence is invisible mate

*speaks in a british accent*

[mmaggotboy]

It doesnt even matter how hard you try,

[pablo-the-fly]

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

[mmaggotboy]

To explain in due time, oooohh ii knoww

[pablo-the-fly]

time is a valuable thing

watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

watch it count down to the end of the day

the clock ticks life away, it's so unreal

[pablo-the-fly]

One thing.

i don't know why,

you don't know why the 2nd half of your sentence is invisible mate

*speaks in a british accent*

[mmaggotboy]

It doesnt even matter how hard you try,

[pablo-the-fly]

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme

[pablo-the-fly]

One thing.

i don't know why,

you don't know why the 2nd half of your sentence is invisible mate

*speaks in a british accent*

[pablo-the-fly]

give me a fly, a sexuality

gay

trans

asexual

pan

straight

bi

demi

aromantic

other or a combi (comment)

Voting ended onJul 30

i forgot there are genders in my poll too so genders too

[pablo-the-fly]

I have something to confess

Keep reading

[pablo-the-fly]

Sorry the fact youre a fly who speaks English and Spanish really just tickled me because I was recently on a flight from Spain to England and it was only when we landed i saw that there had been a fly in the plane the whole time.

…

was it you?

si that was me

I just wanted to visit Inglaterra

[pablo-the-fly]

someone from England actually called me today 🤭 was that you anon?

(ooc: it was a scam call btw)