diesel caltrain game day survivor

buster posey could fix me, but he's too busy. main: @walk-up-songs

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Really insane listening to Hunter Pence falling in love with Dave Flemming in real time. This game is gay af. Broadcaster yaoi is our future.

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corbin carroll scoring genuinely the stupidest run i have ever seen in my life

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like that run was justified because of the clownshow occurring around him

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corbin carroll scoring genuinely the stupidest run i have ever seen in my life

[based--ball]

me: hmmm i'm not sure what an 80 degree angle looks like. i'm so confused. help?

the mathematically helpful tyler rogers:

photo link/credit

[dappergamelord]

cmon ken let the men hump

[based--ball]

[Image description: graphic showing Ken Rosenthal looking somewhat displeased, with the quote "You can't simulate sex on the baseball field." overlaid in large text, and "Ken Rosenthal on Giants' thrust celebration" in small below. /End description.]

[pacbell-park]

What do you mean we traded Bailey. What

[pacbell-park]

also it sucks that the modesto nuts folded. pour one out for an all time minor league name

[pacbell-park]

discovered that mlb.tv also contains milb.tv and so i've been watching san jose giants games every couple of days, because of who i am as a person, and. single a games are even more ludicrous on tv than they are in person. i miss my local team so bad....i'm over falling to pieces over a 5-3 loss to the padres meanwhile sj giants are blowing out fresno grizzlies 8-2 but that is absolutely no guarantee of a win because i've watched other teams come back from that deficit in less than two innings. i love the minor leagues, i love minor league baseball

[pacbell-park]

watching jesus rodriguez do his pretty extended superstitious thing before getting into a batting stance and kinda wondering how much pitchers account for that behavior, even while they're under the pitch clock

[pacbell-park]

yayyyy defensive break down at the giants game 😀😀

[pacbell-park]

i know the giants are soft-launching kruk and kuip's retirement by having everyone except them commentate road games but i kind of wish they'd rip the bandaid off bc i need someone to develop a good homoromantic working relationship with dave flemming. this is excruciating

[pacbell-park]

In the hole i said oh i'm sure

[pacbell-park]

Forever Giants!!

[based--ball]

getting near that modern spirit: alejandro kirk in celebration

also available on ao3 (archive locked)

Collage made on cardstock with old magazines, newspapers, catalogues, and other discarded paper. There are 206 pieces (if I counted right) and it took me just over 21 hours in total.

Photo used to make my template. This is from the last game of the regular season, when Kirk hit 2 home runs to help the Jays clinch the division. It was incredible.

Title, as usual, from the Tragically Hip: The Modern Spirit

[neonfretra]

[neonfretra]

i never went anywhere with this but she had an akita catcher friend

[lurkskatesf]

[davidpetey]

what the hell, sure!