boring portrait central

im amanda. im 22. im goil. i use she/they. i like to draw and take bad pictures of what i draw w my phone. my skype and twit handles are also Pachydermous. i will protect boys.

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we’ll be right back

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i love her hair...

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kitty kitty... meow

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maybe sometimes its better to take whats given to you.

~warning for SUPER BIG undertale spoilers~

*(There’s a photo album inside the drawer.)

*(There are photos of Sans with a lot of people you don’t recognize.)

*(He looks happy.)

uuuuuuuh heres my totally unsubstantiated theory that sans was just an unlucky experimental physicist from a timeline where humans and monsters never got separated. shoutout to the later half of this blog post for making me think too much about the sad skeleton man. i am... having a bad time.

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you guys i played the good video game.

GOD i sat down with so many ideas for SAD TRAGIC FANART but all that came out was this.

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IVE BEEN SCREAMING OVER THE NEWS ALL DAY AND I NEEDED TO DRAW TERRIBLE FASHION JRPG TEENS... SORRY

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what's ur opinion on vanitas from bbs :0

i kinda like him? even if he’s a shit and more of a plot device than a real character w motivations? his dialog is very EDGY HIGHSCHOOL BULLY in a kinda dumb and enjoyable way, i hope he comes back in KH3 so he can beat sora up and steal his lunch money lmao

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im watching a walkthrough of BBS on youtube. ventus and aqua are my favs and i want to destroy terra. SORRY

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since im uploading stuff tonight have these xions. i thought “you know what’d be cool, if xion had an outfit based off her final form” and then i drew it and was like “man why does it just look like sora’s outfit?” and then realized im an idiot

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WOA-OH HERE SHE COMES, WATCH OUT GIRL SHE’LL CHEW U UP

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I like how you draw N's hair, can you please tell us how his hair works exactly!?

this is such a dangerous question…. i have tried to answer to the best of my ability

so first there are the bangs. most of the time in the official art he has like one big main bang with another bang going the opposite way underneath it. then the rest of his bangs flare out to the side and then theres the earlocks. i try not to draw them too crazy long but the totally go past his jaw. and then the all important double ahoge

ok. the back part of his hair is deeply confusing to me. from what i can tell it has two layers? like he tried to cut his hair short and gave up halfway through. its an absolute mess. i dont know what this is, “mullet” doesnt quite capture how much of a mess it is

and then…. the baby hairs…… they flair out under the bottom of his terrible low ponytail… theyre not part of the earlocks or bangs cause they poke out behind his jaw, not in front of it

anyways this is my understanding of how his hair works but for the most part i just remove or change parts of it depending on whether i give a shit at the moment or not

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im too lazy to fix/finish that arm GOOD BYE

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animedads replied to your post: picachures replied to your photo:ok wh...

"when I die bury me inside the gucci store" -killua

killua has some very serious and well thought out opinions on kanye west x aididas

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picachures replied to your photo:ok while theyre on their World Tour Vacation...

OVA where killua shops at hot topic

the top 3 stores in killua's wardrobe:

1) forever 21

2) american apparel

3) hot topic

he is a mess

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this is kind of a weird question, but do you have any idea where I could find the song hrmnzr posted to her soundcloud after what she did came to light? like right when she deleted her tumblr and bandcamp and all the first time. i remember it had lyrics to it and i sort of want to hear it again, just to kind of understand what was going on inside her head at the time. I cant quite explain it, but it's kind of important to me. idk. yeah though if you dont know or dont want to answer its nbd.

No idea. I’ve never listened to any of her music. To be honest, I would try not to put much stock in her “explanations” for things she’s done, I can’t think of one statement from her (and I have seen a lot of them after like. 5 goddamn callouts) that wasn’t designed to garner sympathy for herself in an effort to avoid responsibility for her actions. She is a manipulative person and I feel like I have very good reason to believe that she will continue pulling this stuff until someone with more power than me puts a stop to it.

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ok while theyre on their World Tour Vacation alluka sees some cute earrings and she starts bugging killua to go take her to get her ears pierced so she can wear them (obviously her parents never let her because, lol) and killua's like fine but then they go to a parlor and she gets scared bc she a baby and killua offers to get his ears pierced with her so its less scary. but then killua is like oh... i look rly cool with piercings. oh. and then he gets carried away and gets like 4 piercings in one week bc he has super high pain tolerance, he dont give a shit. this is how alluka discovers her cool big brother is actually a terrible fashion disaster. its all very tragic and i need madhouse to start a new 100+ episode series covering Zoldyck Sibling Adventures. this post is so bad im so goddamn sorry i love my awful scene kid son Killua Zoldyck