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pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs

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when are you gonna update Yuletide? 🥲

😬 I shall try to update soon. Struggling to work out the pacing as I went a little off plan. I also had a hit of inspiration for a book I'm trying to write, so I've mainly been working on that. But I shall get at least one chapter out this week, pinky promise 😂

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it’s so funny how the warrior nun cast are nothing like their characters….until you get to alba

avasillva

My whole life, people have tried to make me into something I’m not. To make me “normal”, or at least “acceptable”. I became skilled at so many things just so I would still have value. Despite my flaws… or what I’d been taught was a flaw. Of course I tried to fit in. But when you’re punished just for being different, you begin to hate what you are. And what you love. What should make you happy… only brings you pain. Don’t hate what you are. What you are is beautiful.

KRISTINA TONTERI-YOUNG as SISTER BEATRICE Warrior Nun (2020–2022)

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Ava, going down on Beatrice: I bet your ex husband never did this

Beatrice: please stop referring to Jesus Christ as my ex husband

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Yasmine: So how did you guys meet Ava?

Camila: I stalked her.

Beatrice: I tranquilized her.

Mother Superion: I accused her.

Mary: I hunted her down, kicked her off a cliff, and let her beat a demon out of a man with meat.

Lilith: I tried to kill her several times. How about you?

Yasmine:

Yasmine: I just gave her a high-five…

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Gaslight, Gatekeep, Goncharov.

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holy fuck

dontremembermejust

During the Museum heist:

Ava: I’ve always wanted someone to take me to art museums and make out with me.

Beatrice: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Ava: Well, somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall…

Yasmine: …

Camila, in another room: Mother, they’re doing it again.

Mother Superion: Your earpieces are on! I REPEAT! Your earpieces are on!

softavasilva

beatrice who has never had retail experience and has never drank alcohol in her life worked at a bar and got promoted to manager within a couple of months. she took fake it to make it to another level

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WARRIOR NUN SEASON 2 : AVA’S FIGHT SCENE 🗡

sedlex

So they're doing A plot: idiots in love and B plot: unlikely companions and they're both ridiculous

prokopetz

Finding out that George R R Martin co-wrote the Game of Thrones prequel series is genuinely funny. Everybody’s like “just finish the damn book, George”, and he’s like “fuck you, we’re going backwards”.