Paddy’s Gay Bar: Gayest Blog On Tumblr

Follows back with: @atomicnightfury It’s not a dick, it’s a FIST! I call it the Ass Pounder 4000! My name is Cas and yes, I’ve officially sunk to the level of having an It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia blog. This blog is composed mostly of incorrect quotes.

[always-sunny-aso]

[paddysgaybar]

Dee: Oh, so now I’m “bad” just because I’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?

[paddysgaybar]

Dee: Men will never get the satisfaction of a laugh from me. If a man says something funny to me, I’ll chuckle when I get home.

[deepspacepirate]

[blairwitchh]

Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs (the Lighthouse style)

[paddysgaybar]

Dennis: Mac, get me some pizza.

Mac: No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Dennis: You’re literally in your underwear right now you stupid peanut fuck!

Mac: LISTEN HERE YOU ORANGE FLAVORED MOTHERFUCKER

[patrickbatemanrule34]

stupid peanut fuck

orange flavoured motherfucker

[paddysgaybar]

Mac: I’ll take a venti vanilla latte with uuuhhhhh 7 shots of espresso—

Dennis, next in line: Fucking shit! Just do cocaine!

[paddysgaybar]

Frank: Charlie, take that pile of filth out with you.

*points to Dennis, who is holding a big bag of trash*

Charlie: Frank! You shouldn’t talk about Dennis that way!

[danceinthedarkbyladygaga]

twilight but edward cullen is played by glenn howerton

[oliviagotdoxxed]

Do you ever consider the ethical implications of making something like this before u hit that post button

[deadeanna-deactivated20221027]

@miniwrecks i hate u for making me do this

[paddysgaybar]

@onetimeatbandcampp

[paddysgaybar]

Child Dee: What’s an orgasm?

Frank: Where did you hear—

Kid Mac: It’s when you fold paper to look like birds and stuff.

Kid Dennis: That’s oregano you fuck—

[paddysgaybar]

Mac: I love karate!

Charlie: I love kare-ah-tay!

Frank: I love money-ay!

Dennis: I hate all of you.

[paddysgaybar]

Mac: I don’t like it.

Dennis: You don’t like anything.

Mac: I like Karate. And you.

Dennis:...

Mac: Wait, Dennis, why are you crying?

[dayman]

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

Logging onto Tumblr

[paddysgaybar]

*Mac browses the “gay cinema” section at the dvd rental place*

Dennis, browsing the same section: Mac?

Mac: Dennis?

Dennis: What are you doing here?

Mac: Just browsing.

Both:...

*they dash away from each other*

[paddysgaybar]

Charlie: *trips and falls*

Dennis: Mac, what are you doing? Go help him up!

Mac: *stares at Charlie’s ass*

Dee, helping Charlie up: MAC YOU USELESS GAY

[paddysgaybar]

*Mac and Dennis hang out in a hot tub*

Charlie, singing softly: Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re NOT GAY.