[puppystagram-blog]

Hey what’s up man!!!

Credit: www.instagram.com/thegoldenharley

[cactislove]

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

if you read this ur gay

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

if u rb this ur twice as gay

[shock]

WE AS A SPECIES DON’T SPIN ENOUGH

stop what you’re doing and spin in a circle NOW

everyone would be happier if we spinned

So SPIN

Break THEIR CONTROL

[shock]

wine drunk me is a genius as always

[trapcard]

Being an authoritarian parent isn’t going to make your child behave it’s literally just going to teach them how to be sneakier and lie even better so you THINK they are behaving until something awful happens because they were too scared to talk to you about an issue they were having cuz you wanted to a dictator of a household lmfao.

[fanonical]

hagrid is on first name terms with the loch ness monster

[valtsv]

me: god i hate having boobs i wish i could just. cut them off.

also me: *holding my left tiddy thru my shirt* hehe soft

[adhdgooglesearches]

How do you discreetly use a chew stim toy without people thinks you’re a toddler

[griffinspacejams]

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

[greelin]

canonically just dumped soup all over the floor

[greelin]

AU where i’m not a goddamn idiot and didn’t do that

[stability]

[dateamonster]

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

[sunspotclover-deactivated202508]

and they were tombmates…

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

oh my god they were tombmates…

[hollowtones]

today is truly the bastard’s thursday

[arahir]

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

[airfryerenthusiasts]

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

[ayleidwell-deactivated20250527]

he honks when he want something! ___ (Doby Cat on youtube)

[bogleech]

I want to be this big rat on the warm cloths :(

[spacemancharisma]

this benevolent alien is living their best life

[alienpapacy]

someone’s burgled my ham

[trexila]

What does this even mean

[evgeng]

[rhen-maverwyn]

Full Metal Alchemist (2003)