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*Remus finally tells the boys about him being a werewolf*

remus: i don’t blame you if you don’t want to be my friend anymore. i’m a monster.

james: you’re being dramatic. you fold your sock remus. forgive me if i’m not trembling at the sight of you.

remus: so you’re not-you’re not afraid of me?

sirius *smiling*: you do fold your socks

remus: wait a minute... you don’t, but..but, i mean werewolves are not exactly popular. and for all you know i could be dangerous!

sirius: really lupin, what part of ‘you fold your socks’ isn’t getting through?

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remus: finally we get a day to ourselves

sirius:

remus: sirius…

sirius: this is gonna be AmAzInG

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sirius: hey honey bunnies

remus: no, never say that again

james: i fully agree with moony

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sirius: zinga zinga

regulus: i gott get those thighs of betrayal

james: don’t tell me,

remus: yep, reg has joined sirius in quoting every marvel cast quote they can think of

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sirius: well i gotta get in there

james: …

regulus: …

remus: what???

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james: what spanish do you know??

regulus: mas a menos, dulce

sirius: La PeLiCuLa

sirius: PaPi ChUlO

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sirius: what does the doggy say… bow wow

sirius: what does the kitty say… meow meow

sirius: what does the moo cow say…

sirius: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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regulus: i don’t wike it, i don’t wike it

sirius: stop stealing my marvel quotes

james: oh for fuck sake

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sirius: kill the engine, wait for instruction, cOs I’m iN cHaRgE

regulus: what the fuck

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sirius: remus lupin, man you’re looking good

james: you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets

regulus: he gonna get arrested because he’s killing sirius black

peter: look at that, pow pow, pow pow pow

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sirius: REGULUS, LANGUAGE!!!!

james: i told you so

regulus: is that not getting annoying??

james: what do you fucking think reg

regulus: i’m gonna take that as a yes

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regulus: so my brother now thinks he’s the hulk

james: he thought he was captain america yesterday and kept shouting “LANGUAGE”

regulus: fucking hell

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sirius: DONT COME IN!!!

regulus: *casually ignores him*

regulus: why the fuck is your face green

sirius: i’m the hulk

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sirius: i think you have something to tell me

regulus: what about siri??

sirius: don’t play the innocent card with me

regulus: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL SIRIUS FOR

sirius: not so innocent are you reg

regulus: i copied someone’s homework because i didn’t want to do it, get your mind out of the gutter sirius

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james: i wouldn’t use the word innocent

sirius: excuse me

james: you know what i mean

sirius: REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK

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sirius: oooooooh firewhiskey

james: hands off

sirius: uh what??

james: it’s not for you

sirius: let me guess, it’s for my sweet innocent brother

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sirius: it’s still not fucking working

sirius: i’m gonna kick off in a minute

remus: shut the fuck up