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OMG???

My favorite egos are not forgotten anymore and are getting comic books??? TAKE MY MONEY!

Restocks have arrived!!!

Open edition pins, silver plating, Aizawa is 3 inch, kids are approximately 1.5 inch. Ungraded/mixed grade (I pull out ones with major flaws

murderandcoffee

ok i’m back on my bullshit. trans archives agenda time

martin has trouble with health insurance at some point and has to go off t for a while, so his period comes back and he is Suffering. he asks if anyone has any painkillers (specifically vague) and tim’s like “yeah bro i gotchu” and hands him a midol. and martin just looks at him in panic like …does he know?? and tim is just like 😬 don’t mind me i’m just a normal cis guy with normal cis guy painkillers and neither of them ever mentions it again

tim wears a binder underneath his usual buttoned shirts, and likes to keep the top couple buttons undone. people just tend to assume it’s a tanktop, but sasha knows. she’s traded clothes with him a dozen times already

sasha gets bottom surgery and while she’s in recovery tim brings her food every day, and sits with her and tells her what she missed at work. he makes up funny stories that get more and more ridiculous until she’s finally like “okay tim i KNOW you’re lying this time” and he shrugs and replies “all trans men know is make friend laugh, eat doughnut, and lie”

jon gets top surgery but doesn’t tell any of his coworkers what procedure he’s having done, just that he’s having surgery. he’s out of work for weeks, and when he comes back martin notices that he’s no longer wearing what he’d assumed was an undershirt. martin doesn’t think anything of it. tim, however, notices that jon is veeeeery cautious about lifting his arms over his head and is just like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i see u, boss (and goes out if his way to retrieve everything that’s on high shelves for jon, who continues to act like nothing is up)

elias sneaks into the archives on the first day of pride month to set a little jar of trans flags in the break room. he does not admit to doing this. he watches from his office as the archives descends into chaos

theriverbeyond

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

yournewcryptid

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

massivetittiesandwarcrimes

wearewatcher

looking forward to a brand new season full of love and friendship

the-lantern-lights

It’s my birthday in 3 days if anyone was thinking about writing a Werewolf/Vampire AU Tma fic ;)

secretary-stars

Please be aware of things - pasta_lurks_in_fandoms - The Magnus Archives (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]

I did it. Sorry if it's not great but here.

the-lantern-lights

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS I NEED EVERYONE TO READ IT 💖💖💖💖💖

dykeguy

I love you grandmother who helped me pin a trans flag to my battle vest, I love you leather daddies checking on us, I love you trans dykes driving the forklift loaded with water and ice, I love you queer kids in your renfair outfits, I love you faggot punks sizing up the cops, I love you drag queens laughing in the dressing room, I love you i love you I love you I love y

dykeguy

not to be a hater but if you’re gonna tag my post with this you might as well not reblog it at all

candlecoo-sideb-art

👉👈 hey hey,, hey candle,, hey psps,, you should. You should draw michael shelley.. For. For reasons. Yes, very very normal person reasons.

A pre-Distortion Michael just for you, for very normal reasons.

the-lantern-lights

WEREWOLF MARTIN WEREWOLF MARTIN WEREWOLF MARTIN

(Wooow does Martin have a more yellow colour scheme while Jon has a more purple colour scheme? Interesting, it’s like they’re meant for one another)

(Fear not loyal followers, the next time you see these boys, they should be in an actual comic, I’ve got 3 prepared and boy are they hitting that sweet office comedy vibe)

thejoxaren

natcat5

I love you goofy looking aarakocra, dragonborn and tabaxi. I love you hiring bridgerton guy just to be hot and untouchable and having his first major scene staged so that one tiddy is always artfully exposed. I love you well choreographed fight scenes and a beautifully chaotic representation of six seconds of combat. I love you compelling plot point of attunement requiring a successful role with your spellcasting modifier. I love you solving puzzles by shoving round p(ainting)egs into square holes. I love you forcing Justice Smith to do a British accent for no reason. I love you level 20 NPCs who can’t help the party against the big bad for ambiguous reasons. I love you bigby’s hand slap fights. I love you Nat 20s on potato attacks. I love you owlbears, mimics and gelatinous cubes. I love you dragons, I love you dungeons. I love you dnd movies that love dnd.