[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

[lunarblazes]

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

[cryptotheism]

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[yumemerry]

[nnugatoryextravagance]

I need to repost the funniest fucking video my friend has ever made I cant stop thinking about it I need to inflict it on more people

[girlnephew]

[tainaronian]

i have somehow never seen The Architect And The Builder reposted to tumblr so i have to do that shit myself

[gooseworx]

Do you have any fun facts about my beautiful majestic gorgeous amazing stunning queen Ragatha??

She 100% referred to Zooble exclusively as she/her the first few weeks of them being there, and once she learned they were nonbinary from everyone else, she apologized relentlessly for three solid days.

[cherrypillowzz]

i had a dream that catgirl maids with big paws pounced on me and turned me into a bimbofied catgirl maid with big paws too if ur wondering how ive been doing

[fertilefloors]

a good amount of women's fashion is about proving you have a vagina

[swagophile]

the goal with weed, as with any substance, is to freak yourself out as mu h as possible and go insane

[nem23]

[nmoroder]

the madra redraw

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....