Ohana.

I'm Paige :] Taken, a baker and photographer. I'm a country girl, Jersey born and raised. Yes, we have farms here contrary to former belief. I'm not perfect, so don't judge me. take me as i am or leave me alone. Henry Ellis, Betty White, Art Clokey and Audrey Hepburn are my heroes. My kid is cuter than yours, that is all.

[thesassyducks]

Boop 👆 Boop 👆 

via ➡️ @thesassyducks insta 📸

[justcatposts]

1. I don’t have a cat..  2. I DON’T HAVE A CAT

(Source)

[official-scumbag-deactivated202]

[official-scumbag-deactivated202]

I'm deleting this post if people start reblogging it unironically

[ampersandvich]

[missmagpiee-deactivated20250324]

[archdemonsblood]

Why do all the little holes go away and get replaced by one big hole for an average of 12 of every 24 hours?

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Enrichment

[pleatedjeans]

[recommend]

Proof That Beach Fails Are the Funniest (x)

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[robotmoxie-blog]

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

[vaspider]

I cannot deal with it. I have to literally leave the room.

[ahaze]

It’s a sign of being extremely empathetic.

[kelssiel]

thanks! i hate it, how do i uninstall?

[classysassyrepublican-deactivat]

Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.

[dogposts]

This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in awhile. 13/10 would watch twice.

[keybladesoras]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 04x16 - Moo Moo

[postpresence]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[gueligldv]

I updated my gif. Now I think it's almost complete, though I want to add some stills with Iduna's shawl. Hope you like it!

[bunjywunjy]

Texas is also Too Hot. Do you know any cursed Texas fauna? My favorites are Jack rabbits, those things are demonic

the Texas Blind Snake looks exactly like an earthworm until you pick it up and notice that it has a tiny mouth, with which to scream

[a-fools-stone]

I have little mouth and must scream

[invaderxan]

[monmatch]

*thunder crack* maniacal laughter

[and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye]

I do the same at the theater. I always say “enjoy your movie” and they almost always say “thanks you too” and it’s so great to watch the different reactions because some people will walk back to me and explain what they meant and it’s so great

[galahadiant]