You smell like a baby prostitute

22/ Female / California I blog whatever holds my attention for more than 2 seconds. Hit Counter started on 8-19-13

[nickelodeonhistory]

cartoon network on nickelodeon in 1999. an off-channel promo for cartoon cartoon fridays snuck onto nick’s airwaves via unmonitored local ad buys.

[chongoblog]

An unbelievable power play

[feminismandmedia]

[weloveshortvideos]

british summer is here.

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

[irrationalnerd]

This should be shown whenever people say stuff like “British people are so polite,” “I love their accents,” or “surely the miserable summer weather is just exaggerated to give people things to talk about”.

[mjwatson]

girls!!!!!!! every single one. gorgeous.

[fabricferret-deactivated2022012]

girls!!!!!!! every single one. powerful.

[restless-reading-deactivated201]

girls!!!!!!! every single one. important.

[sbrown82]

girls!!!!!!! every single one. worthy. 

[cluless-child]

girls!!!!!!! every single one. special.

[rockodile-deactivated20181110]

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

[piratekingcon]

god i miss this

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing

[scyphozoic]

oh my gd

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

Please check out the tags from the person I reblogged this from, omw

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

anyways thats how i saw a man die on the subway

src: @the-exsalted-one 

[paper-mario-wiki]

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

[1940sbusinessbeaver-deactivated]

Now you’ve thrown them off their rhythm

[cwote]

Don’t feel bad if you can’t quite love yourself yet. Self acceptance is a journey. Appreciate how far you’ve come and have faith in how far you will go. You are doing great at your own pace.

[seashellronan]

no offence but let yourself be ugly!! you don’t have to fix your hair if you’re not going anywhere you don’t have to cover up ur spots or change out of your lounge pants to go buy milk like damn we really gotta let ourselves be comfortable without constantly apologising for just looking normal and it’s hard but i think we need to practice looking in the mirror and saying i look ugly af today and that’s okay!! tru self care is letting urself be ugly tbh

[uumans]

I love this version of self-love because it’s much more feasible for people who are self-conscious. Like it takes years of powerful reconditioning to convince yourself that your flaws, like stretch marks or acne or cellulitis, are attractive. It’s basically impossible for most people.

But learning to say “so what, I’m ugly, there’s more to life” not only overwrites this narrative that we have to feel attractive in some way (which is bs) but also reroutes your actual attention to just, living, instead of examining, evaluating, and judging your appearance

[sixpenceee]

Inspired by the ending of Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives, where Megan and Tommy manage to defeat the infamous Jason Vorhees by trapping him in the bottom of Crystal Lake, diver Curtis Lahr came up with one of the scariest pranks ever.

 In 2013, he created a life-size statue of Jason, complete with his iconic hockey mask and machete, and dumped it to the bottom of Crystal Lake, not the one in New Jersey, but Crosby, Minnesota. It’s been sitting there ever since, waiting to give unsuspecting divers a heart-attack. Curtis Lahr shot a video of the submerged nightmare he created in 2013, and uploaded it to YouTube. (Source)

More creepy posts here: http://sixpenceee.com/tagged/creepy

[aknien]

Well fuck you too Curtis Lahr.

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

[nu11-pointer]

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

[tlitookilakin]

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

[squided]

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

[faithbreaker]

[2000ish]

One of the best moments of my childhood.

[buzzfeed]

Well, I’m crying.

[saiasus]

[chordata7]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[wadey-wilson]

choose your fighter

[wadey-wilson]

#this is an alignment chart but we’re not advanced enough to understand it yet ( @cupofcoffin )

[powerfulpomegranate]

Lawful Niece, Nuetral Niece, Chaotic Niece 

Chaotic Cousin, Nuetral Cousin, Lawful Cousin

Chaotic Dad, Nuetral Dad, Lawful Dad.

[7cry-deactivated20190123]

me walking into class late, 2 over due essays, didn’t do the extra reading, no pen, no notes, and didn’t bring the textbook