foreskin and seven beers ago

24 | anyone know what’s going on?

[deadpanwalking]

who is "allowed" to recommend books and shows to you without it being a microaggression

Your “dad” after he “administers enthusiastic but mediocre fellatio” to me in his #Subaru.

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[blemgoid]

stretching a computer pelt on the tanning rack and scraping all the data off

[mevil]

[donnatartlet]

[byjove]

Maybe I don’t have anxiety. Maybe I’m so scared all the time on account of it all being so scary.

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[sunburnt-brian]

submitted by @k1ttygam3r

[sliversoakley4]

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[hoemoe92]

[girlcowboy1]

I arrive home i get in my corner

[ashstfu]

[menlove-moved]

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

[mevil]