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[morekichuwathanyou]

There’s finally a bathroom for me and my magnum dong.

[painfully-handsome]

When ya dick so big you gotta hold it in ya arms to keep from dragging on the floor

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

GUYS. Guys. GUYS.

I need your worst jokes, STAT. Like the worst of the worst.

I have Plans

[the-disreputable-doge-deactivat]

What’s a cats favourite breakfast cereal? Mice crispies.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? It had no body to go with.

What’s a pirates favourite letter? Arr.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I thank you for these gifts,

[wonderfulmangotea]

No no, I pirates fovorite letter is the C! :D

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

It is time for some quality pirate letter discourse

[childballad58]

this pirates favorite letter is U ;)

[painfully-handsome]

God damn that was smooth

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird 

[lolrider]

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

[pyrocortex]

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

[painfully-handsome]

I'd watch that anime

[rockpapercynic]

Welcome to Shark Week hysteria. Yes, sharks are awesome. No, they don’t pose a serious threat to humans. *Note: I ran all these numbers in 2013 so some might have shifted a little.

[laharl-sama]

[honeyycurl]

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

[twevara]

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

[shrinking-ulzzang-deactivated20]

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

[bootleg-firework-deactivated201]

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

[starcrossedcherik-deactivated20]

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

[appropriately-inappropriate]

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

[bronzewitchhazel]

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

[iwantineedthebooty]

I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives

[hellojust4fun-deactivated201512]

We had more lockdown drills at school than we did fire drills…

[painfully-handsome]

The shootings are so bad that in my school we locked all of the doors whenever class was in session at all times.

[aphtoncorbin]

Day 27 watch out I’m coming!

[todayilust4]

this is honestly moving

[ovebooh]

Reblog if you support romantic same sex relationship themes and gay characters in childrens entertainment!

[nolifeclubme]

REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

Id be your friend even if youre gay. Id be your friend even if youre lesbian. Id be your friend even if youre bi Id be your friend even if youre ace or aro Id be your friend even if youre transgendered Id be your friend even if youre genderfluid Id be your friend even if youre any part of the SAGA community (lgbtq+) Id be your friend even if youre depressed Id be your friend even if you have anxiety Id be your friend even if you are suicidal Id be your friend even if you self harm Id be your friend even if you have mental illnesses Id be your friend even if you aren’t socially accepted Id be youre friend even if you were straight Id be your friend even if you went through abuse Id be your friend even if you’ve been raped Id be your friend even if you have flashbacks Id be your friend even if youre up all night Id be your friend even if you like rap Id be your friend even if you like rock Id be your friend even if you are black Id be your friend even if you are white Id be your friend even if you are latino Id be your friend even if you are native Id be your friend even if you are asian Id be your friend even if youre Christian Id be your friend even if youre Atheist Id be your friend even if you are Muslim Id be your friend as long as youre you and deserving of it.

This is a sign for blogs to put up and continue the list so that people know no matter what we can be there for each other. Please reblog…make people feel comfortable being themselves.

[thylapple]

@meanmistermustard

[sansskele]

Please never be shy to talk to me no matter who you are or what problems you have. I mean it, I will listen, I will not judge, I will not bite.

Even if you just want a good chat, drop me a line!! DO IT

[hartley-boy-archived-deactivate]

same thing sansskele said. 

[sonnets-of-beautydeactivated20]

drop by and say hi if you want to! I won’t ever try to make you uncomfortable

[evilkitten3]

I will be your friend even if my OTP is your NOTP.

[akumatsu-answers]

Ah… this brings back so many memories…. -sighs-

[fatandbougie]

this man made his own version of the lion king with his new born. and is…. is that…. coconut oil he rubbed on her forehead. I’m done!!!

[perks-of-being-chelle]

I love this so much!

[sushinfood]

THIS IS SO PERFECT

[black--lamb-blog]

OMG EVERYBODY WAS INVOLVED

[bandtshirt]

[vaultbb-blog]

Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

[memelovingbot]

the bible said adam and eve not relocate to San Francisco and year of luigi

[breeeliss]

To all the younger shippers in the Gorillaz fandom:

Don’t let anyone tell you that you are shameful, nasty, disgusting, idiotic, or bad for shipping something. There is nothing wrong with you, and there is nothing wrong with shipping things that you like. No one on Tumblr has the authority or the right to tell you what to do.

Make that art. Write those stories. Make those headcanons. Be comfortable with your ships. Do you, darlings.

[lonelyroommp3]

fun fact did you know that extroverts cannot read they can only party. and annoy intelligent and deep introverts with their shallow party talk. this is a true fact. i am a scientist. science.

[thehammerwasmyblog]

as extrovert i confirm this.  but only because i was read this by my introvert friend who is also typing for me while i dictate my words over the phone from this hella wild party

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

I actually have a lot of heterosexual friends. I suspect my brother might be hetero. And I really don’t have a problem with it. Just like. The hetero ppl I know aren’t all like. Flamboyant about it, ya feel? Like, they aren’t like wearing cargo shorts and watching CBS and shit. I always think it’s kinda tacky when you can tell someone is hetero just by looking at them. :/ Like. Don’t you even care that you’re basically a walking stereotype? It’s just hard to take ppl seriously when they act like that.

[painfully-handsome]

PLAYING THE EVIL WITHIN WITH A FRIEND + WALKUNG HOME AND SEEING A MAN WITH AN UNIDENTIFIABLE OBJECT IN HIS HAND WALKING SLOWLY TOWARD MY DIRECTION MINDLESSLY WHILE CARRYING SOME SORT OF LIMP LITERALLY LIKE A ZOMBIE = NOT OKAY

[painfully-handsome]

BOOOOP

Boop boop