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he/him 🫧 22 i was made in god's image that's why i have autism 💕

[hellbabyfromhell]

I hate your fucking green hairrr they remind me of toxic slutch

i never posted this because i wanted to keep it forever but i think posting it is the best way. i say “toxic slutch” many times a week. thank you.

[funnytwittertweets]

[firethekitty]

tumblr guide for new users!!!

[swagforbirds]

my assistant: Oh, boss, i have to report that your last 7 posts were... flops. im sorry.

me, lips quivering, eyes wet, at my office table: i... hrrrngh... *starts hitting my own head* stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

[thatsoup]

You're being too hard on yourself. Posts are like flowers, not products. Don't let the expectations of capitalism ruin your posting experience.

[swagforbirds]

can i hold your hand

[thatsoup]

Of course

[one-weird-mammal-a-day]

Have you posted about a markhor?

I have not! But I respect them for looking like a majestic fantasy beast and a stinky muppet at the same time.

[nflstreet]

obsessed with this gif

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love getting high while i walk to the grocery store and then spending 2 hours browsing silently like its a museum its a hobby to me

[daughter-of-sapph0]

blacksmith women are hot

leatherworker women are hot

farmer women are hot

women with cool skills and professions are hot!

[daughter-of-sapph0]

I realize I'm just attracted to lesbians with the same jobs as minecraft villagers

[thatrobgooey]

PLEASE! I BEG YOU

[crazyaboutfilm]

[themilanobitch]

oh I am positively BEWITCHED, I just looked out my window and saw this little feller flying around, hovering mid-air and looking directly at me and I’m like hello?? who are you??? you look like a hummingbird but this is no habitat for hummingbirds, what in the ever loving climate change fastly approaching global warming induced death are you??? so I did what any reasonable person would do and looked him up on google and oh my god. oh jesus christ. you guys.

it’s a moth. a MOTH.

it’s called the hummingbird hawk-moth and it specifically evolved in order to resemble a hummingbird and just so happens to live in climates where hummingbirds do not naturally exist and just decided to hover outside my window to absolutely blow my mind, how have I reached my mid-20s and never in my life seen any of these little guys I am going to fucking cry real manly tears they’re so cute I love the world. what a fantastic day to be alive

[spaceconfusion]

They visit my garden every year!! I absolutely love them

[notpikaman]

[crazy-brazilian]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[chimaerakitten]

if fantasy genre reincarnation were real (ie, the kind where everyone always reincarnates as human and can recover most if not all previous-life memories) humans would use it for such DUMB SHIT you guys. like every other week you’d get headlines like “20 year old cave diver vanishes down This One Fucking Cave for the 5th life in a row.” and the body of the article would be like “His last words were ‘This time I’m going to find out what’s at the bottom of that crevasse!’ We’ll see you when you get your memories back in 16 years Dylan, the scientific community can’t wait to find out what was at the bottom of that crevasse.”

[rslashrats]