ThePaintedLady

[cocktailsbycody]

Alright Tumblr! Let’s do this right this time! These are my original Disney themed cocktails! All drinks were made up, and I did not copy any existing material. Expect a part 2 in the near future! Please feel free to check out & support my Bartending Facebook page at Cocktails by Cody. Thanks! Now let’s get drunk off our childhood! (I do not own Disney’s trademarked characters, blah blah blah don’t sue me please…..)

[swamp--mermaid-deactivated20180]

Ugh yes I’m gonna make some of these soon

[paintedlady93]

21st birthday celebration anyone?!

[sci-universe]

Roses, which appear perfectly black to the naked eye, exist in nature. They grow only in small quantities and only in the tiny village of Halfeti, Turkey. Although they appear perfectly black, they’re actually a very deep crimson color. Thanks to the unique soil conditions of the region, and the pH levels of the groundwater (that seeps in from the river Euphrates), the roses take on a devilish hue. They bloom dark red during the spring and fade to black during the summer months. (Source)

[paintedlady93]

All I want is a bouquet of  black and red roses imported from turkey

[oddacious]

http://www.makeupandbeautyblog.com/cosmetics/faced-chocolate-bar/

Look at that!! Look at that palette!!!

So, if you guys ever read my text posts, you know that I’m a bit of a makeup addict.

My biggest obsession is with palettes and eyeliners.

I’ve been lusting after Urban Decay’s Naked 3...

[paintedlady93]

Maybe a nice new addition to my endless supply of make up...... im so addicted

[nananialler-deactivated20120615]

Reblog if you're bored and want random anons.

[paintedlady93]

[thatdamnsatyr]

JAGER BOMB boil 1 cup red bull (in place of water), add black cherry or orange jello, 1 cups jager.

MARGARITA boil 1 cup water, add 3 oz pkg lime jello, 4 oz tequila, 4 oz sweet & sour margarita mix. sprinkle with salt just before firm. (substitue watermelon jello for lime for a melon...

[paintedlady93]

21 !!

[exojelly]

not my image, I only edited it! don’t change the source 

[paintedlady93]

r

[thevesselthepulsetheart]

Candice Tripp - Still Rocking, 2009. (oil and ink on canvas, 18x24 inches.)

[whenmoments]

[paintedlady93]

bad luck

three weeks ago I was told by the guy i was seeing that all he wanted anymore was sex and nothing else. . . hes now with a 16 year old girl. hes 21. Last night I was supposed to go on a date with a new guy. . . he never showed up. I think i must just have either really bad luck, or really bad taste in men.

[paintedlady93]

lana del rey

speaks to my soul.

[paintedlady93]

worst thing you could hear from a lover. Get skinny and flexible and then come back.

I am not a size zero. . . but i do yoga and pilates . . . i know im more flexible than half the "skinny" girls i've met. . . .

[youthful-medley]

[purehateofficial]

[m-orphinum-deactivated20130926]

[paintedlady93]

election

I CANNOT WAIT FoR THIS ELECTION TO BE OVER!!! I wouldn't vote for either candidate to be honest with you. . . . and im tired of reading everyones critical comments about EVERYTHING to do with this election, Especially when half of the things people say dont make anysense. And all the high school teenie boppers spouting bullshit that they have been spoonfed by their conservative parents. Just because Mitt is conservative and you're a republican doesn't make him a good choice and just because you're a democrat and obama is already the president doesn't mean he's the better candidate either. Just because you are gay and Mitt doesnt believe in gay marriage doesn't make him an evil doer and just because you're paranoid about socialism and sleep with a rifle across your chest doesn't make obama a bad person either. You're annoying shut up.

[paintedlady93]

I hate everything about fat losers who pretend to be more than they are just to get in your pants and then turn you down to sleep with a sixteen year old girl who cares more about her sun tan than anything that actually matters. Have fun parenting you're new immature brat. i hope you dont get her pregnant since you dont know how to use a condom worth a shit.

[paintedlady93]

internet dating.

The men on internet dating websites are truly stupid. They all believe that once they start talking to you youre going to delete your profile and stop talking to every other guy you've ever met or befriended on the internet. Seriously. You're saying hello or HOW YOU DOIN BABY doesn't make me swoon and im not in love with you for it. I talk to more than one person at a time, because im on a dating website. I'm weeding out the losers. . . . and if you think that you're that godly that saying hello marks me as your property or something crazy like that. . . you are obviously a loser. Leave me alone and stop calling me a slut just because i dont want to sit on your face.