Painted Printed Paper

Sofia. a collection of all the people, music, arts, quotes, and thoughts that fill my head each and every day.

[paintedprintedpaper]

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[paintedprintedpaper]

@loyal-boob @ymelba @plasmagaze @luiscrist @nervousqueennightmare @stephjade @not-too-old-for-fairytales @thekittensaregonnakillyou @tradeprintstuff @ck-2323 @pinkcollectivenightmare @privacy4567 @vale51591 @justluluhere @sapphirekitty315 @oxymorenerdythanyou @tjknox-blog1 @allegraactive @queen-random-fangirl-blog @badlylinlovewithbooks @insulinattack-blog @catforqueen @lena-moony @hayleewashere @robert-aka-that-kitty @shayasstuff @allamericanpsycho @semusheva-zinaida43gdj8i-blog @nataliya-zhatkina31562qi @ladyxdauntless @y-cm @ilovebroadway1208 @beeeeeeeeeeccca @potatalova @savaseev9u9z5 @sadslavx @electronalience @lostforeverintheclouds @goldilox3-blog @lovethingsthatkill-blog @semichaevskaya52t96 @irlkenku @xoxomaricarlaa @imthatpersonyouforgot-blog @cooltitties @suchmad-blog @traumerei-stuff @trenchcoat-quartermaster @mysaintsasinner @kasiandra 

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[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

why does ariana grande apologize like that

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

omg :c fuck! love u guys! i'm so so so sorry ☁️ i didn't even realize 🥚 i didn't mean to offend 🍦 i'm always learning from my mistakes 🙈 i'm baby 🐩

[prokopetz]

Critics: Why are modern cartoons so full of cringey pop culture references? Why can’t they rely on character-driven humour like in the old days?

Cartoons in the old days:

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

my last 2 brain cells

[movie-gifs]

Inglourious Basterds (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino

[bramblepatch]

Not to romanticize historical eras that would have objectively sucked for me or anything but “the minister’s eccentric spinster daughter, who spends her time in novels and watercolors and is frequently taken abed with Nerves and the Headache” just sounds better than “nerdy depressed millennial with anxiety and migraines who lives with their parents because they have trouble holding down a job or a relationship.”

[bramblepatch]

The Excedrin I took earlier doesn’t seem to be doing much and I just really feel that if this was the 19th century someone would have given me some laudanum by now.

[silentassassin21]

[kiixiies]

do you ever see a drawing of a woman that makes you hate men just that little bit more?

[kiixiies]

when men draw woman from a back 3/4th view and they cant fucking STAND that they dont get to show both titties AND her asshole so they swing her huge fucking tube of a boob to the other side of her body so they’re on either side. like i dont get it i onjrtnshkfhdfl

[kiixiies]

those are her fucking boobs

[kiixiies]

this dude has 2k followers on artstation and regularly gets 200 likes on his drawings. 

[orokay]

i literally could not stop thinking about this post i needed to know what the front view of this anatomical nightmare would look like and it’s more cursed than i could have imagined

[jasonpriestley]

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

[hz-archive]

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

[preciousbeaan]

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

[drawing-bored-deactivated202312]

that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.

[dykebrucespringsteen]

i found an extended version of the one above in which scrappy is inexplicably out in the woods and the gang, rightly, is scared shitless by him

[jim-kirk]

Coco + Foreshadowing

[rubykgrant]

I can’t believe this dude made a movie about an actual murder he did, but made himself the victim

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[palaceofthedeadmemes]

LMAO YOU DROIPPED YOUR DICK MAN

[theryanproject]

😅😅😅

[famouslysleepy]

[lokilesbian]

genuinely the funniest thing I’ve read today

[onceiwashere]

Joe’s real contribution to the LGBT rights movement

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

[eliana55226838]

I CAN STOP LAUGHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[anthropologyofwater-deactivated]

when oscar wilde wrote “there are moments when one has to choose between living one’s own life, fully, entirely, completely-or dragging out some false, shallow, degrading existence that the world in its hypocrisy demands” i felt that

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[buttnekkidblackgirl]

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

[a-little-squirrely-sunshine]

fuck it, lets luck this shit up.

[ruuthlessgame]

i jump off the train, i ride off alone