Who Will I Be Tonight?

Kat/Katto/Katthew | love/loves/loved/beloved | he/him/his/himself | 20 | bisexual | tired | i turn into a magnus archives blog every thursday :/

[punkrockteddybear]

updated my bio n carrd cuz oops ive decided to become cringe and use neopronouns sorry! ur legally required to use them tho! 

[akindersea-deactivated20230712]

I will literally not know peace in my life until I have these

[dracolizardlars]

the trans experience of, after running as far away from your forcibly assigned gender as possible, turning around and cautiously approaching it from the other side

[heyitscorinth-deactivated202209]

A young boy and a homeless corpse

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

found family but it was found through crime trope is a more important invention than the wheel

[spanish-leatherr]

no one:

luke skywalker, a new hope:

[mario-with-sunglasses]

EXCUSE ME??????

[beesmygod]

I accidentally found out one of my friends has a huge dick, and in a panic I blurted out “congratulations on the pipe, man.” What’s my next move after this

no you’re good. thhats the end of the transmission

[beesmygod]

[firstgrave]

im starting a gender collection

[firstgrave]

added by popular demand

[floodnetworks]

[crittizen]

[buddhawithoutorgans]

[rust2dust]

[roboticonography]

You’ve got your mother in a whirl

She’s not sure if you’re a boy or a girl

Hey babe, your hair’s alright

Hey babe, let’s go out tonight

[knitmeapony]

[secondbeatsongs]

song list, in case anyone’s trying to figure out where these lyrics come from:

1. Chanel - Frank Ocean

2. Somebody Told Me - The Killers

3. Lucky Strike - Troye Sivan

4. I / Me / Myself - Will Wood

5. She’s My Man - Scissor Sisters

6. She’s A Big Boy - Mcbaise

7. Mama - My Chemical Romance

8. When I Was a Boy - Dar Williams

9. life time warranty - Cyberbully Mom Club

10. A Better Son/Daughter - Rilo Kiley

11. Sheila Take a Bow - The Smiths

12. Not - Big Thief

13. Rebel Rebel - David Bowie

and that last image is a different part of When I Was a Boy - Dar Williams

[secondbeatsongs]

some additions from the notes (and also my own music library):

14. I’ll Be Your Girl - The Decemberists

15. Proof - Paramore

16. What a Good Boy - Barenaked Ladies

17. IDK If I’m a Boy - Blue Foster

18. Butch - Saint Motel

19. Andrew in Drag - The Magnetic Fields

20. Boxes - Billie Marten

21. Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis

22. Girls and Boys - Blur

23. (I Know) A Girl Called Jonny - Rowland S Howard

24. Half Jack - The Dresden Dolls

[brucebocchi]

[misseffie]

I really like fictional couples that actually enjoy spending time with each other. It seems like such a simple, mundane thing. But, often, I see fictional couples who are completely enamored and dramatic and willing to die for each other, which is fine. But like… do they enjoy hanging out? Do they have private jokes and would they be friends even if they weren’t in love? It feels like such a basic thing, but it’s something that I actually don’t see that often. And it feels so refreshing and honest compared to these over-dramatic romeo and juliet-esque romances. Just two people who become good friends and because they enjoy each other’s presence so much it grows into a strong attraction. It feels more real and tangible than two attractive people meeting and “falling in love at first sight” - like, of course, you fell in love at first sight! You’re both supermodels! Sorry, can’t relate.

[anais-mitchell]

The Good Place confirming that pre-ordained soulmates don’t exist and that Chidi and Eleanor organically fell in love every single time they were rebooted like the Romance of it all is too much for me!!! Fuck soulmates give me two wildly different people who choose to love each other no matger what and I’ll go feral!!

[guerrillatech]

[saint-batrick]

it's a trap. if someone in the states on unemployment puts in an application and doesn't come to the interview, or if they come to the interview but refuse the job offer, that gets reported to unemployment and that person can lose their unemployment benefits. then, with no income, they are suddenly desperate for wendy's job offer. it's sick.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They’re also filtering for people poor and desperate enough that a free breakfast sandwich is a big deal. Ie, people desperate enough to easily exploit.

[gremlinizer]

if we’re mutuals feel free to

[yekkes]

I keep thinking of that, "Everyone's sexy but not one's having sex" commentary about celebrity culture

[yekkes]

Every line in this article is just so spot on

Everyone Is Beautiful and No One Is Horny - Blood Knife

The human body has become a strange contradiction at the heart of the modern blockbuster. Sexy, yes. But sexual? No.

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

“A body is no longer a holistic system. It is not the vehicle through which we experience joy and pleasure during our brief time in the land of the living. It is not a home to live in and be happy. It, too, is a collection of features: six pack, thigh gap, cum gutters. And these features exist not to make our lives more comfortable, but to increase the value of our assets. Our bodies are investments, which must always be optimized to bring us… what, exactly? Some vague sense of better living? Is a life without bread objectively better than a life with it? When we were children, did we dream of counting every calorie and logging every step?”

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

All I'm saying is that the us sending people from each state after the apocalypse into a competition with dramatic costumes as a symbol of peace and unity sounds at least a little bit sketchy

[caldraws]

hey bi people

[graceful-not]

Holy fuck