blorbo central

lots and lots of fandom stuff here! :D

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[soulren]

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

[fabbricante-di-lacrime]

Filme: Edward Mãos de Tesoura 1990.* 🎥

via: ( @fabbricante-di-lacrime ) 🌻

[mellifexfarm]

prickly icky

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[house0fburton]

[curt-the-lizard]

heyy, big pro-lizard fan here, do you think there would be more or less lesbians if we all became lizards??

Technically speaking the lesbian amount would stay the same. The difference would be that because if we were all lizards there would be no queerphobia and therefore there would be no reason for lesbians to be closeted.

[targetedknowledge]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[mutationgirl]

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

[gwyoi]

horse cream puff …

[stupidrehab]

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear