Judas

Canada // 19 // Graphic Design Student // I'm dead inside and I hate everything sc:sammystaples

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[seachord]

pack it up boys, porn is cancelled

[garfunkelandgoats]

ted cruz killed hugh hefner

[ghoulgrooves]

the zodiac killer’s final victim

[thebootydiaries]

told my mom i wanna drop out of uni and marry rich and she said “what rich guy would wanna marry u” she right

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[rohruh]

September 7, 2015 // August 19, 2017

[bob-belcher]

[sashaavelour]

shea couleé at queen! 2016

[eilooxara]

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

[musicforyourplants]

[beauty-and-laughter]

[bace-jeleren]

[0v9]

me: @god why am I so stressed all the time god: your diet is horrible, your sleep schedule is shit, you’re dehyd- me: literally didn’t ask

[red-summer-dress]

PSA: The new iPhone costs $999. The entire Cracker Barrel menu costs $887.71 …make smart choices.

[90s90s90s]

Jessie Pinkman (Aaron Paul) from Breaking Bad in a Corn Pops commercial (1999)

[2000ish]

GOTTA HAVE MY POPS, BITCH!

[boreragnarok]

Is there context…. Why are his parents so congratulatory over him eating shitty cereal?

[le-sad-demiurge]

Because he finally gave up his drug addiction and got addicted to Pops instead

[owlcoats-deactivated20190503]

Kiki Sees the New Kitten: a moodboard

[mostlycatsmostly]

W

[jakeyllenhaal]

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UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

[jakeyllenhaal]

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

[saccharinesylph]

That satisfied dad laugh at the end

[surprisebitch]

that was such a DAD joke