Pa

[uss-genderprise]

artfight 100 character mass attack that took me 74 hours is finally done. look upon it and despair. i can draw horses. i can draw 100 horses. i am unbeatable.

[beardedmrbean]

Rescued otter learning to get over it's fear of water

[elfwreck]

[llightning-bug]

the first letter of your credit card followed by all of the other letters of your credit card is ur superhero name

[llightning-bug]

guys don't reblog without a comment i really want to know your superhero names for innocent reasons i swear, no fraud just fun

[fietsisgestolen]

c. reditcard OMG THATS SO COOL!!! IM GONNA BE A SUPERHERO

[llightning-bug]

NOOOOO I SAID LETTER WHEN I MEANT NUMBER IM SO UPSET FOR INNOCENT NOT FRAUDULENT REASONS

[llightning-bug]

the first number of your credit card followed by the subsequent info is your cool supervillain identity

[mirkwoodest]

I'm still processing how fucking funny it was to watch the Crows run around during the events of Shadow and Bone. Like on the one hand they accomplished pretty much NOTHING they set out to accomplish and every single one of their plans went horribly awry, but on the other hand??? They snuck into the little palace? Inej killed TWO Inferni? They carjacked the Darkling? Jesper went up against a heartrender who had on a bullet-proof kefta with a gun and won? The Darkling tried to use the cut on Kaz and he got out of it with what was basically a magic trick? They snuck onto the skiff? Inej STABBED the Darkling? Kaz fought off a fricking Volcra with his CANE? Accomplishing nothing but with STUNNING proficiency. And at the end Alina's just like "gotta appreciate the effort, fam. Have these priceless jewels and go back to being crime lords in Ketterdam, please."

[grishaversecommunityyy]

Shroom presenting The Homo Depot:

[pajome]

Cats or Dogs?

Delaney: do you like cats or dogs better?

Auden: cats.

Auden: i mean i love dogs but I'm so awkward with them. dogs actually have bones

Delaney: cats have bones too?

Auden: they don't act like it

[grishaversecommunityyy]

The Darkling wondered if other people thought his first name was The and last name Darkling, for he has never said his real name before.

Fritz during our one-sentence Challenge that turned into absolute hell and chaos but had a nice loop (via grishaversecommunityyy)

[grishaversecommunityyy]

“I feel like starring something from merzost should be illegal and punishable by death but anyways”

— Fritz, being starred in the cursed channel

[loweana-deactivated20211112]

Inej & Kaz from Six of Crows I need Crooked Kingdom, RIGHT NOW <3

[gothwasps]

Bug Emojis - Variations 1 - Part 3 !

The last stretch goal was met, so here’s some Moth variations, based on actual moth species! In order, I’ve labelled them Spicy (Tyria Jacobaeae), Gold (Argema Mittrei), Cave (Acherontia Styx), Coffee (Arctia Caja), [Default] (Loosely inspired by Opodiphthera Eucalypti), Flower (Actias Luna), Dotted (Amata phegea), Ghost (Leucoma Salicis), and Cream (Default+Stripes, mainly so that I would have a rebuild of the default for LGBT variations).

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]

[Masterpost] [Commissions] [Redubble for Stickers & etc]

[yeehawlw]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[bloodyantichrist]

[onedayyoujustchange]

[naturalcottage]

Look these beautiful cats

[anabelkay]

✧ Prince Cardan Greenbriar ✧

here he is at last! this is for @acourtofcrowsandcardan who won my 1k giveaway ❤️ thank you so much everyone for the support and love, always! quick disclaimer - I haven’t read these books yet so apologies for any inaccuracy in his appearance. pose reference is from a wonderful shot of @imezramiller photographed by the talented @luccoiffait for Evening Standard Magazine. 

Cardan belongs to @hollyblack​ please do not repost, reuse, or edit in any way without my express written permission. sketched in @procreate, rendered in PS on my cintiq 24 pro

[positive-anion]

i suddenly realized the queen of nothing will be published next month so i needed to draw the disaster couple at least once before it

[loweana-deactivated20211112]

“If I cannot be better than them, I will become so much worse”

Jude Duarte from The Cruel Prince by Holly Black

[asubparblog]

now taking nominations for the worst ya flirts

I nominate:

Kaz  Brekker

Ronan Lynch

Andrew Minyard

Cardan Greenbriar

(add to the list)