Don't you

Affiliated with Citta Alveare housed in apartment u-3 retains the ability to utilize psychometry to read the minds of others, but will only hear every fifth word given a bb gun

[galleryofmemesnplots]

Send a “❤” if you wish to rp with our characters. Send a “❤❤” if you wish to plot with our characters. Send a “❤❤❤” if you wish to ship with our characters.

Send a “❤❤❤ ❤❤ ❤” if you wish to do all of the above.  

[anotherinboxmemeblog-blog]

Mega Fluff Meme! Send a symbol, and my muse will...

(Include “Flipped!” for your muse to do the thing instead!)

⭐ Kiss yours on the nose.

💥 Kiss yours on the cheek.

✳️ Kiss yours on the forehead.

💋 Kiss yours on the lips.

✋ Play with your muse’s hair. 

⛺ Build a blanket fort with your muse.

🍳 Take your muse out to brunch.

🎼 Serenade your muse.

🐱 Bring your muse a kitten.

🌼 Bring your muse flowers.

💝 Bring your muse chocolates.

🌠 Take your muse stargazing.

🍎 Take your muse on a picnic.

🏨  Carry your muse to bed and/or tuck them in.

🍴 Cook for your muse. 

🏥 Care for your sick/injured muse.

🚣  Take your muse for a quiet night out on the lake.

🌳 Take your muse for a walk in the woods.

🎁 Get your muse an extravagant gift.

[ofhotheads-blog]

Send me a 🐤 for a Tweet my muse would make about yours.

[coleosseum-deactivated20190219]

ofhotheads:

Using this generator.

[memesfrommenace]

Fluff Starters

“You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”

“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”

“You smell really nice.”

“Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”

“I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”

“If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”

“Here, let’s share the blanket.”

“You’re comfy.”

“You are my new pillow.”

“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”

“But I want to hear you sing.”

“We can talk over dinner.”

“Don’t be stubborn. Try it!”

“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”

“Will you let me rub your back?”

“Care to give me a back scratch?”

“Star-gazing was a good idea.”

“You look beautiful/handsome in the moonlight.”

“I’ll always be here for you.”

“I’ll be here to protect you.”

“I think I love you.”

“You are my love.”

“How about something warm? It will will help you sleep.”

“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.”

“It is not morning yet.”

“Shush and go back to bed.”

“I heard you talking in your sleep.”

“Your bed head is really cute.”

“We’ll do dishes together.”

“How about a kiss?”

“I love your hugs.”

A few were inspired by these.

[pakunyanda-blog]

club penguin bans sentence starters

"i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"

"holy shit toto, we sure as fuck ain't in kansas anymore,"

"i ain't fucking with these christmas lights anymore,"

"why is the only angry one black?"

"get in loser, we're going sledding,"

"jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"

"ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"

"i need this life vest 'cos i'm drowning in the pussy,"

"i could kill you right now, no one would wear you scream,"

"i could go back and pretend to be you,"

"fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"

"you're tearing this family apart, ___"

"what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"

"i'm wanted for stealing yo girl/boy,"

"wanna hear a joke? your future,"

"i would like to order all the money,"

"when i see stars i think of you. because you're only beautiful from a distance,"

"do it for the vine,"

"you dress like an idiot,"

"girl/boy, are you because i want to take you out,"

"hey you forgot something. your social life,"

"help me hide this body in here,"

"did you just propose, using emojis?"

"do drugs they said. it will be fun they said,"

"it's called capitalism,"

"thank you for helping me commit cannibalism,"

"shit, we on national television,"

"bitch, throw one more snowball at me,"

"can you leave my house please?"

"i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"

"can i pay you in swag?"

"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"

"what the flipper?"

"santa isn't real,"

"what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win,"

"a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"

"locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"

"man, look at all this fuckin' dope,"

"fuck it, i ain't running,"

"hey, do you wanna join my gang?"

"i'll ask my mom,"

"smooth as butter,"

[sideblogofserenity-blog]

Leave “Red String of Fate” in my askbox.

I’ll generate a number from 1-77 (YES SEVENTY SEVEN OPTIONS!) to see what is in our muses’ destinies, then I’ll write some drabble based on the number generated.

NOTE: This meme was originally posted by frommemetoyou, which has since deleted, breaking the read more. Further notes on that at the end of the read more.

[pakunyanda-blog]

(going to chuck out another ad while i work on a few more starters i owe. Feel free to give this a like if you want a starter, No caps.)

[roleplaymmemes]

Send me a ♥ to find out something that makes my muse happy. Send a ♡ to find out something that makes them sad

[pakunyanda-blog]

❝ There’s been enough violence for tonight. ❞

“Really?”

“Are you sure? Well perhaps you’re right.” The woman turns towards the doctor as she lifts her pistol to use its barrel to scratch at a particularly itchy spot of blood on her cheek. 

As nonchalantly as she could the woman stands up from behind the cover they were crouched. Three loud rings resound as she turns towards Mercy once more offering her a hand.

“Alright, where do you suppose you’ll take your heroic savior for dinner then?”

[professionaldreamjester-deactiv]

Send me "Switcheroo!" and I'll redesign your muse as if they were from my muse's universe

[malitiosa-a]

Sense8 Sentence Starters [7/12]

episode seven

feel free to change whatever you need!

❝ This isn’t a fair fight. ❞

❝ You trust him? ❞

❝ I took the fall for him. ❞

❝ I never told you because I didn’t think that I would ever have to revisit this part of my life. ❞

❝ I’m sorry. ❞

❝ Hey, look, if you guys are startin’ some crime-fightin’ super-team Charlie’s Angels shit, you count me in. ❞

❝ Justice is as justice does. ❞

❝ Time was a source of terror. ❞

❝ Why are you here? ❞

❝ He was a bad man. ❞

❝ Sometimes the only place you can find a brave and honest woman is in prison. ❞

❝ You guys have been so good to me. ❞

❝ I just want to do something for you. ❞

❝ I—I believed it. I mean, I fully believed it. ❞

❝ I’m not lucky. Privileged, not lucky. ❞

❝ I missed you so much. ❞

❝ You have to admit that was the best night out of your life! ❞

❝ See? I’m not the bad guy. ❞

❝ You’re drunk. ❞

❝ There’s been enough violence for tonight. ❞

❝ That’s it, I’m calling the police! ❞

❝ I’m feeling very Whitney Houston right now. ❞

❝ I’m sensing a bit of a negative vibe here. ❞

❝ You know, I still can’t believe how you’re just taking this all in stride. ❞

❝ Wars are always a failure. ❞

❝ Words don’t mean shit to this punk. ❞

❝ That could be me. ❞

❝ I wish to understand. ❞

❝ Gods don’t give a shit about us. I speak from experience. ❞

❝ Believe me, I try not to think of you. But every time, it brings me straight to you. ❞

❝ So you think our connection… is a kind of miracle? ❞

❝ Where do you want us to go? Where can we go? ❞

❝ God damn you. God damn your tribes and your bad blood! You can all go to hell. ❞

❝ You didn’t have to help me. ❞

❝ You should not have come back. ❞

❝ I was always afraid as a child. ❞

❝ I don’t like the quiet. ❞

❝ My love for science doesn’t preclude my faith. ❞

❝ Why do you look like someone took a piss in your beer? ❞

❝ Does this happen often? ❞

❝ So you’re already late? Would you like to a lot late~? ❞

❝ It’s my fault, and I’m gonna fix it. I’m—I’m gonna fix it. ❞

❝ You’re crazy, you know that? ❞

❝ What would Nancy Drew do? ❞

❝ Are these men willing to go as far as you and I for what they believe? ❞

❝ He understood the risk he was taking. ❞

❝ We make such a good team. ❞

❝ This guy’s about as interesting as a mouth full of sawdust. ❞

❝ He’s gotta be evil. ❞

❝ Nothing happened. It’s the nothing that has me worried. ❞

❝ What would all the damsels do if I left the city? ❞

❝ What have you done? ❞

❝ Oh my God, you’ve killed us all. ❞

[professionaldreamjester-deactiv]

Send me "Switcheroo!" and I'll redesign your muse as if they were from my muse's universe

[memesfrommenace]

Fluff Starters

“You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”

“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”

“You smell really nice.”

“Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”

“I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”

“If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”

“Here, let’s share the blanket.”

“You’re comfy.”

“You are my new pillow.”

“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”

“But I want to hear you sing.”

“We can talk over dinner.”

“Don’t be stubborn. Try it!”

“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”

“Will you let me rub your back?”

“Care to give me a back scratch?”

“Star-gazing was a good idea.”

“You look beautiful/handsome in the moonlight.”

“I’ll always be here for you.”

“I’ll be here to protect you.”

“I think I love you.”

“You are my love.”

“How about something warm? It will will help you sleep.”

“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.”

“It is not morning yet.”

“Shush and go back to bed.”

“I heard you talking in your sleep.”

“Your bed head is really cute.”

“We’ll do dishes together.”

“How about a kiss?”

“I love your hugs.”

A few were inspired by these.

[yourmusings]

RP starters: Heated argument.

content warning: death baiting.

“Are you even listening to me?”

“Leave. Leave right now.”

“What more do you want?!”

“I really wish you were never born.”

“I hate you!”

“Can you just fuck off already?”

“Shut up! Just.. Shut up!”

“All you do is whine.”

“What the hell is wrong with you?!”

“I can’t do this anymore. Not with you.”

“How did that feel?”

“Oh my god, I don’t care!”

“No wonder nobody likes you.”

“Is this how little you think of me?”

“That hurt you son of a bitch…”

“Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”

“Leave me alone!”

“I can break your nose if I want to.”

“Are you going to cry now?”

“I wouldn’t miss you. Nobody would.”

“You’re so pathetic!”

“I won’t forget this.”

“I’m going to break your jaw if you keep talking!”

“Why can’t you listen to a single thing I say?!”

“I have a right to be angry.”

“This would have never happened if you wouldn’t exist.”

“Get out of my life!”

“You’re nothing! Did you hear me?! Nothing!”

“You ruined everything.”

[pakunyanda-blog]

schxmist

“So. What are you in for?” She asked her fingers tapping incessantly against her thigh as she sat in the holding cell. It was kind of embarrassing being the only two people in here but here she was. 

[valkyrez-blog]

Her suit was definitely one of a kind…and it definitely turned more than a few heads, she was used to the attention; being in Overwatch. So it never really phased her – there were always a special few that simply had to have it though.

    Eyes glancing over and then fixating onto the mustard-fiend, her eyebrow raises and a soft sigh escapes her before adopting her usual ‘Doctor’s smile’.

      ❝Oh no - Don’t worry yourself with such trivial matters. I can get it out myself later on. I didn’t design this suit for it’s biggest weakness to be stains, after all.❞

        ❝It’s a shame such good quality mustard went to waste. You like the type of woman who can recover from such a loss though.❞

[pakunyanda-blog]

Ah so she had seen her. Pakunoda’s smile hardly wavered as she tossed the bottle aside. 

“No no, please, I insist. It would only be natural for me to take care of it.” Her hand never leaving the woman’s shoulder as she simply applied more force in her grip. 

“Besides, Miss, I’m sure you’ll be delighted at the results.”

[pakunyanda-blog]

selfrighting

Standing there at a street corner carrying a rather large and heavy pane of glass certainly made her look rather dumb but it was certainly all a part of her plan. The woman held a smile as she scanned the crowd for someone easily fooled before setting her sight upon the young girl.

“Hello! Would you mind holding onto this for me? It’s getting a little slippery and I’m afraid I might drop it.”