Why be a Paladin?

Unless your oath is to change, that is...

[swordy-da-goat]

An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

[swordy-da-goat]

The Hazard Monster also has the ability to change the reaction of their body. Examples include:

There are other examples of reactivity, but I don’t wanna draw them

[ominous-signs]

This is SO cool

[patatoscope]

[spoonbenders-archive]

i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

[luminescentmoffgirl]

ROBOTNIK: BEHOLD! 1000 cereals! I collect cereals! It took me NINE yeareals to collect the cereals! yæM yuM Cereals. Goooooood.

SCRATCH: CONGRATULATIONS!

ROBOTNIK: SHUT. UUUUUUP! €€€€€€€£ Ph Ph Ph Pbodhbodhddddd Acsuus Acsuus! FfffUCK STEven universe!

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[konoko]

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks

[lucyscs-deactivated20250718]

why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn

[beardedmrbean]

[toastycyborg]

I scrolled past this without second thought. Paused. Thought, wait, I've never seen a crane on the road. Scrolled back up. No answers. Typed this response, then noticed the book's author. What a whirlwind

[orcboxer]

Basically they bring it in piece by piece and assemble it on-site, using a smaller mobile crane (trucks with crane attachments) and once the crane itself is assembled, the top part can use hydraulics to climb up and down its own mast, so it builds itself taller like this

There is however no explanation for BJ Nomnom

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[wordfather]

me when i fucking GET you

[wordfather]

[crimson-chains]

A true story of something that happened to me at a con a few years ago! I just couldn't believe that bag saldjaldjalkd!!!

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

[smallpwbbles]

I just thought about the old group playing card games and Jax being the sorest of losers about it

[shuffled-bunny]

[sylvyspritii]

My notifications look so much more fun this way

[eater-of-the-sand]

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.