please stop nerfing grover

just send in asks whenever, I may get to them, I may not whatever

[paladinsloverheadcannons]

Fernando headcanons?

Whatever you want

He will be hella romantic at all times, even during an argument

For some reason when he talks, you can sometimes heard what sounds like instruments in the background????

He is a switch

He will not understand any of your hobbies, but will try his best

Do you draw? He got you an item from the wrong medium

Hes a himbo

[paladinsloverheadcannons]

Corvus relationship headcanons?

This may be a tad bit leaning to one side as he's an e-boy asshole

Piece of shit

Forgets anniversary all the time

Does not want you touching his shit

Would throw you into the abyss no hesitation

If you are not human, prepare to be disrespected and treated like less of a person

Will steal your food and pants[if you are a girl or skinnier than him]

Hes a top

Will probably have you sit next to him in a meeting as a date

[greylunar]

I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and y’all, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasn’t like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently y’all be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved

take it here! or copy paste if you need to https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu

[bunjywunjy]

I thought this was going to be another funney haha wizard quiz from those books you grew up reading but it reached into my torso and ripped out my spine

[cell113]

This quiz literally made me cry, okay.

Brace yourself for the fucking Vibe Check of your goddamn EXISTENCE.

[paladinsloverheadcannons]

Slytherin lol

[paladinsloverheadcannons]

My inbox is open, I may not remember making this, but I'm here and theres and audience so send in asks[as many as you like]

Wont get to all of them but may make a few today.

[paladinsloverheadcannons]

I'm going to be straight with yall I have no memory of making this blog or writing anything associated with it. So this is spooky.

[paladinsloverheadcannons]

Mind if I ask for any Grover content you have? That tree deserves all the love and support. (and thank you for making and sharing this content with all of us!)

:00 you're very welcome my dear friend!

Grover Flirting Headcannons

Every flirt is a plant pun

How he finds or comes up with them is a mystery, but every single one is amazing

His favorite reaction is laughter over blushing, he just likes that he made you happy

He would 100% respect your boundaries if you wanted to keep it slow or if you weren't wanting to date

Literally the ultimate man

Will probably try to kiss your hand, which will be awkward

Smooth as fuck

Reaction to flirting

He flirts back hard

He smiles and is very obvious about how happy it makes him

Will totally play into all of your flirts, gasping in surprise or asking the correct question in a flirty tone

Make no mistake though, he will point out plot holes in your flirting, but will offer a better alternitive in the form of a counter flirt

[paladinsloverheadcannons]

Dogoz flirting headcanons if you are not too busy. I would love to see that. Love your Raum headcanons.

Drogoz is probably the character with the least content for this kind of headcannon, so imma expand the parameters just a bit

Drogoz flirting headcannons

He doesn't

He just doesn't

He basically just says you're his and starts dragging you around

Kind of a dick about it

The other way around

You have to be very blunt with your flirting, cause he's kinda stupid tho

You could be like "I need some fire resistance because your hot" and he'd just be like "I'm not burning you????"

Orr "Are you a wizard, because you cast a spell on me."

Literally so fucking clueless

You have to spell it out like. "I AM ATTRACTED TO YOU!"

Even then you'd have go grow on him before he responds with anything more than. "Of course"

You can easily buy his love 100%

He would accept a glucose gaurdian

[paladinsloverheadcannons]

:0 can we get some Maeve headcanons? Idc what kind I'm just like really gay for her lmao

You got it internet user the-orange-leader

Maeve relationship Headcannons

This girl with steal all of your clothes, ALL. OF. THEM.

There is no escape

Especially if you have a larger size than her

If you catch her? She'll just look extra cute to distract you

She is the type to randomly grab or slap your ass with a shit eating grin

Also she will grope your tits randomly the startle you or surprise you when you two are alone

Shes the type to hang off you when sleepy

She's big spoon, no matter your height. This is a geniune fact.

Brings you expensive trinkets and jewelry all the time.

If she finds you asleep on the couch, she'll probably lay on you while using her coat as a blanket for the two of you

Will probably make you cook or order takeout

100% percent for biting and giving hickies

Try and be blunt, she has a case of not understanding relationship stuff if you don't outright tell her or react very visibly

Apologizes via extravagant gifts

Startles you purposely because she thinks its hilliarious, would probably tone it down if you asked

Will prank you in funniest ways

I'm talking pranks make completely to confuse/startle you

Maeve is a top, you cant convince me otherwise, we all know it

Oof, this has like no order, 1 braincell adhd club smh

[paladinsloverheadcannons]

Guys asks are open

Please I have no decision making skills and I'm super fucking stupid

[paladinsloverheadcannons]

More Raum please ❤️

Ask and yee shall receive

Raum Flirting Headcannons

He probably fell for you at first sight, an instinctual thing.

When he fell for you, he imediately aproached you and demanded a relationship

If that didn't work, he would probably just loom over you, forcing affection on you

His main way of trying to get your attention and affections is out doing any and all people you compliment. Someone helps you carry a heavy box? He's holding the rest while commenting on how slow and weak the other person is compared to him

Super competitive, any and all living beings are possible competitors in this game for your heart

If he does on the off chance actually flirt rather than just outdoing everyone he can, he'll be really to the point and probably more than a bit lewd

Will literally tell you anything that comes to his mind about you, to your face

He thinks your ass looks good on this day? Well now you know

He thinks your trying to hard and he should just do it for you? Well now you know

Will randomly pick you up and take you wherever

Have fun with a shit load of carved skulls, because you're getting so many

Will brink you the corpses of large and dangerous beasts and just drop it at your feet while talking about how easy the fight is

Just so many big gifts

Lord help us if he finds out you want something, he's going to make damn well sure you get it

[paladinsloverheadcannons]

Inara Kisssing headcannons

What can I say, I'm a sucker for tall people :/

So first things first, shes probably going to kiss you based on how you'd feel comfortable, she wouldn't push anything on you in anyway shape or form. She really wants you to be comfortable

She is 1 billion% likely to bow and kiss your hand before confessing when she does

She usually keeps it to short and soft kisses when in public unless you make it more

Will pick you up to kiss you if she hasnt seen you in a while

Absolutely will cover your face in kisses if you surprise her with something nice or do anything nice really

When alone her kisses are deep and romantic

Shes the sort to constantly compliment you before and after kisses

She will kiss your neck before hugging you from behind

When she receives kisses, she will blush and smile

Is super happy with any affection you show her, but kisses make her her heart go zoom

If you were you kneel before her and kiss her hand, she would be a blushing mess

[paladinsloverheadcannons]

Raum Cuddling headcannons

•100% just has you on his chest getting crushed in his big, muscular and thick arms

•Snores, loudly

•He will not let you out of bed until he is ready to get up

•Raum will nuzzle his face into the crook of your neck, probably a fan of nibbling

•will probably grope and manhandle you out of the blue

•Make no mistake, cuddling is his choice, he will probably just pick you up randomly and pull you into his arms, regaurdless of what your doing if he wants to cuddle

•he will probably startle you once you start to fall asleep, just to fuck with you

•once he's done, hell just get up, whether your off or not

•Cuddling doesn't last long, as he always wants to do something and has a bit of a short attention span for boring things