i am no longer baby i want power

kysan / 26 / toronto. formerly known on tumblr as alolanfloatzel. can’t guarantee that you won’t see cock on here.

[paldeanbuizel]

need a buddy to smooch my tummy

[paldeanbuizel]

[paldeanbuizel]

hey y’all. i don’t really post here anymore but this nude i took had a tumblr vibe. enjoy

[tayloreverett]

[guysingear]

[paldeanbuizel]

yeah i’ll post this here

[felcemartello]

How are we mutuals but I’ve never seen your penis

[hb24boy]

[bellisimabelinda]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[weaver-z]

CLAIRES IS REAL????

Wait. Hold on. Do you mean to tell me that you thought Claire's, the real store, was some mass gaslighting effort by residents of the USA

[weaver-z]

@danwylds PLEASE tell me what other businesses you think are made up I'm so curious

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

Devastating: they all got pancaked

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

No this is devastating the warm pancakes are melting their brains❗️❗️❗️

[foreveriallyzombified]

tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you

thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:

i look and see a shock above,

but really there’s,

no danger.

i pee and watch the bugs make love,

and think of him:

a stranger.

[foreveriallyzombified]

some twin peaks shit happening on my poem

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[commonstarguy]

[dyrkz]

[lemondr0pz]

[conscious-naivete]

[internetwesley]

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Voting ended onMay 6, 2023

[internetwesley]

its a cold and its a broken tumblr cum poll

[cursed-images-fl-deactivated202]

[murdergirlfriend]

[moonrpg]

die girlies reading this 🥰

[moonrpg]

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

[punkrock-bottom]

The girlies reading this post

[marshmallow--3]

Same vibes as this

[orcboxer]

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

[solarpunkybrewster]

burned honey knows what’s up