Mildly Gay

Jacob 29

[toneelspeelster]

you're such a baby.

[bibleforboys]

[ampervadasz]

[memorycycle]

not cute! the packaage is so fucking scared

[ottermatopoeia]

“Your vibrator will arrive in discreet packaging”

[depsidase]

[dalishelf369]

@isuggesteatingtherich any suggestions?

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have at least one

[hittingpeoplewithmycar-official]

can I pitch in too?

[russianblush]

#the shadow acting as bars of a prison cell forcing ilya to hide himself in russia vs the overflowing of light at shane's cottage that allows him a place to be free and completely himself

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[infectiouspiss]

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[leavingaway]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

*touches ground* forg was here

[lickithrice]

[steampowerednarwhal]

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[foolcrum57]

found this pic on facebook marketplace thats unintentionally up my alley

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

To celebrate Easter we took jello shots out of an ovapositor. #jesuslovesme

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

I shoved a dildo full of alcoholic jello and then allowed myself to be filmed consuming the jello from the dildo and I promise y'all I did it for more than 2 notes. I posted this on facebook. My mother watched this video.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I found it! This post is like my tumblr white whale. It’s like a heritage post without the heritage.

[modern-fairy]

Creek falls 🍃

[thegikitiki]

Dining Room, 1970s

[thegikitiki]

Source: The Giki Tiki Archives

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[hobo-rg]

context: these are not trash cans for pedestrians to throw their food wrappers and whatnot in, nyc already has plenty of those. these are trash transfer bins for buildings. up till now, the official procedure for the enormous volume of trash generated inside all of nyc's tall buildings was to package it in big black plastic trash bags and pile it on the sidewalk for the trash collection trucks to collect. people have been talking about installing collection dumpsters for decades and i guess mamdani's finally getting it done.

in case you're wondering why the hell anyone would object to not having stinky plastic trash bags piled high on the street at least twice a week every week, or to making the trash collectors' work go faster and be less dangerous, it's because the plastic trash bags get piled on the sidewalk and the bins, as you can see from the picture, will permanently occupy spaces formerly used as street parking.

yes, even in the most pedestrian-friendly city in the USA, where a substantial minority of residents have never learned to drive, car brain is still a hell of a drug.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

like the king arthur problem of how were these people always accidentally sleeping with the wrong person? well 1) no glasses 2) no lights and candles are so expensive 3) royal couples didn’t even sleep in the same bed a lot of the time anyway 4) arranged marriage how much do you really know your spouse anyway? maybe not very well a lot of the time 5) people are drinking a lot idk. maybe not as absurd as one might think

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

this post is brought to you by the one time i woke up at a sleepover and realized that without my glasses i could not distinguish one friend from the other. haunting. all of arthurian literature was unlocked to me at that moment