WHY IN THE FUCK..
..do doors creak so damn loudly, as if the doorhinges are literally yelling at you, when youre trying to quietly and gently open them as to not disturb those sleeping.. but.. the moment you SWING A DOOR OPEN FULL SPEED W/ NO CARES AT ALL the door's hinges have nothing to say at all to the point you worry the door is just being sneaky waiting for its moment to get you totally off guard and alert the entire household that you had to shit at 4:47AM.
This is not okay, world. These are the things that bring me intense social anxiety at 5AM.
















