just. tired.

No scheduled posts, no sideblogs, barely any personal posts. You get what you get. (they/them : 30s)

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[speedlimit15]

[mevil]

[donnatartlet]

[redstonedust]

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

[teaboot]

My boss has a new boss who's been dropping in to check on how different sites are doing and I keep introducing her to the clients by going "This is Hank. Hank, this is my boss's boss, she's very important, please tell her nice things about me" and that's my big Autistic secret to professional networking. Letting them think you're funny

[galaxywarp]

[thesweetiepienovels]

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[thenumber1superspecialguy]

Forget the TV bro, she glue🥺🥺

Commission for @ariamaki !!! Of his fic "Four Of [Un]Kind" [mind the tags and rating!!]

[alexxuun]

Fist my bump!

Wait until you hear about fist me…

[homunculus-argument]

Sometimes when I really hate the way I look, I go online and look up prices of plastic surgery. That gives me perspective on okay I don't hate it that much, I'm just gonna go give myself a haircut.

[materassassino]

But also do you really want to look like someone who had plastic surgery?

[homunculus-argument]

Well it's a choice between that and looking like my mom.

[danideer-skull]

I got lucky and ended up looking more like my dad.

[homunculus-argument]

I'd still be considering plastic surgery if I looked like my dad.

[alleesaur]

[ ArtFight 2026 ] [8] Doomsday Fih

for aafish

[escuerzoresucitado]

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[87sukiyaki]