Lol

Lmao what am I doing here

[catdr3am]

No to anxiety ✩ Yes to epic life

[palebluedriver710]

[palebluedriver710]

Probably shouldn't have taken all those dabs lmao whoops

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[dootlock-deactivated20170417]

[blazingmorningstar-deactivated2]

When you go darksouls with your mates [Thepruld]

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

I don’t know anything about Dark Souls, but let me tell you..this sure as fuck didn’t help me to understand

[fuckudad]

[postscribed]

[cruzfucker]

third base is me asking if you hate me

[cosmog]

me making connections to prove everyone i know secretly hates me

[pyramidslayer]

[lostankh-deactivated20181104]

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

[youcantcutbackonfunding-deactiv]

people who are mad at jared for sending the cast dead pigs and shit

do you not realize that jared is the fucking joker? do you not fucking realize the work jared put in to getting in the fucking role changed him? do you not realize how psychotic and deranged it fucking made him? 

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

He in the movie for 8 minutes

[dongboss]

this is so fucking funny why are people defending him pfjahdksmd

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

i once thought i was a ghost and im dead now

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

[mrsoscarisaac]

[sjavftusifuj]

GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT

[queeringfeministreality]

Oh. My. God.

[cocoabutterbby]

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

I've been meaning to check out his place called Whole Foods

It’s apparently organic shit that mad white people go to (let’s call it what it is, now).

I’ve been inside all day, I went to the gym, I haven’t showered, I haven’t done ANYTHING hygiene wise, I’m wearing a throwback basketball jersey and gym shorts right now. As I park, I see nothing my upper-middle class families.

This is gonna be interesting. I’ll liveblog it, why. Not…

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

Hipsters work here. Saw a black guy in here but he’s an employee so I’m still the only nigga in here by default

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

Fam yall know them candy machines that have them jelly beans in them and you pull the lever and it goes in a bag well they got that shit with dried fruit this really is a white people paradise

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

They have NO name brand stuff here like I lowkey fuck with that but then again you got “Amy’s organic soups” nigga who the fuck is Amy and how am I supposed to trust you my nigga Campbell’s been holding me down for 24 years

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

Saw another black guy but it’s evident I’m the only real nigga in this building

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

I need

thekatecupcakes

to come with me on my next trip to whole foods because a nigga lost physically and mentally they’re playing “sweet home Alabama” over the PA and I’m concerned for my well being

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

The Cheese selection here is SOMETHING ELSE like I’ve never seen anything like it

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

“Panko crusted goat cheese medallions” $23.99 lb

N I G G A

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

I’m getting a herb chicken caprese sandwich to go like I can’t leave this place empty handed or else they’ll think I’m stealing or some shit

Guy heating up my sandwich is pretty cool.

This guy is a STONER.

[enthuxxiasm-deactivated20180524]

This sandwich is fucking AMAZING.

They have apple pay here, which is swag so word I fuck with whole foods but I can’t do it alone because I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANYTHING IS I do but like you know how white people have that one black guy to help him define lingo to prevent them from going on urban dictionary in public and looking foolish well I need someone to guide me through whole foods thing (black or white whoever as long as you’re experienced) because I’m not about to be out here buying Amy’s organic soup and shit then find out I’m eating bison broth with chives and onions like I’m not about that life

Whole foods 8.5/10

[senpatriarch]

This story is a solid 10/10

[gizzy-drake-deactivated20160516]

BISON BROTH

[8340651]

I WORK AT WHOLE FOODS AND I AM SCREAMING AT THIS. 😂👌🏻