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the way my month is going some etsy witch has been getting paid real good

harris drover game changers is like if martin blackwood magnus archives wasn’t evil

#the venn diagram of people in both of these fandoms is two separate circles #and yet despite it all #i make this connection #heated rivalry #game changers universe #gcu #role model #game changers role model #troy barrett #harris drover #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #martin blackwood #i know martin isn’t evil evil per se but #he has his moments

thisfeebleheart

something about Ilya always kissing Shane’s chest (where it hurt him before he accepted who he was) and Shane always kissing Ilya’s forehead (where it hurts him, depression) (insp.)

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hollanov #oh this is evil

godsarecrazy

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

#as someone with really severe GERD this is hilarious

i like to think that when shane and ilya are old and grey they have learned enough of each others languages through time and osmosis to create just a mishmash, frankensteinian, amorphous blob of a language that’s a mix of russian, english, and french. there’s no grammar structure, there’s no succinct conjugations, there are no articles. no one can understand them except them and i think that’s beautiful.

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hollanov #russian french and english #what could go wrong #the blending of multiple languages is one of my favorite things to come out of another fandom i’m in #*cough* the old guard #and i thought that it would fit shane and ilya nicely #cause lets be real ilya would want to learn french to one up shane #haha see hollander i know more languages than you #and shane would of course want to learn ilyas native language #and if i know anything about languages #from studying linguistics #it’s that language is ALWAYS changing #and i think it would be fun for them to have a way they could only talk to each other in person

i can’t find the original fic/post but the idea that quinn hughes’ ghosts are ratting out shane and ilya to quinn is pure comedy gold.

like imagine you’re quinn hughes playing in an all-star game getting to see the infamous rivals golden boy shane hollander and bad boy ilya rozanov play against each other in-person, and your ghosts that have followed you from minnesota are just acting up around them.

like they come to a face-off, and you have to watch two ghosts point at them and make obscene gestures and faces.

one ghost just straight up comes up to you and says “those two fuck like rabbits” which is strange because the ghosts have never talked to you before.

and you don’t think anything of it because why would you even actually listen to anything your ghosts have to say.

and then years later those two get outed, and all your ghosts look at you like “we tried to tell you”.

#heated rivalry #hockey rpf #shane hollander #ilya rosanov #quinn hughes #hollanov #quinn hughes’ ghosts #i remember thinking the poor guy just had brain damage #but come to find out he’s had no recorded concussions in his professional career #so it might actually be ghosts #i’d like to think he kept their secret but tried to let them know he was very supportive #the ghosts didn’t tell him about scott hunter cause why would they #but #like ilya #felt they must make up for it and support the rest of the queer players #ghost allies

cottageloon

pork hollander is currently the best thing happening in the heated rivalry world right now

#heated rivalry #pork hollander

palecherrypeonies

some of my favorite Pork Hollander tweets cause this imaginary cat is frying me

(the original)

palecherrypeonies

Pork Hollander Tweets i like pt. 2

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rosanov #hollanov #pork hollander #twitter #please never let this fandom joke die #rachel reid put pork in unrivaled challenge #i know it’s already written but #a guy can dream #i acidentally added the shane rp account getting high #but that’s like spiritually adjacent to pork imo

i won the ticketmaster war for noah kahan and the universe decided i needed the flu and a check engine light as karmic retribution

#noah kahan #the great divide #noah kahan the great divide #flu posting #i live in new england and only bought 2 tickets for night 3 i don’t think this warrants this level of vitriol #who has it out for me

some of my favorite Pork Hollander tweets cause this imaginary cat is frying me

(the original)

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rosanov #hollanov #twitter #x #pork hollander #PORK #HOLLANDER #i’m on day 5 of having the flu and nothing is funnier to me than a made up fictional hairless cat that hockey star shane hollander owns #named pork #actively crying

LMAO

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rosanov #hollanov #nyt #new york times #connections #nyt connections

blond josh groban pierre bezukhov was all i could picture while reading role model when harris was on page

#sans the outfit of course #tell me i’m wrong #idc if he doesn’t have glasses on the cover art harris drover is blind as a bat in my heart #and if i said i like harris and troy better than shane and ilya what then #heated rivalry #role model #game changers universe #game changers rachel reid #harris drover #troy barrett x harris drover #why is that not already a tag #I LOVE TROY AND HARRIS #great comet #natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812

palecherrypeonies

i know that if marleau hadn’t apologized for knocking the lights out of shane ilya would have wanted to tie him to the back of one of his fancy cars and drag him around boston like achilles dragging hector by the back of his chariot

palecherrypeonies

this idea came to me while i was brushing my teeth but would anyone read a fic where instead of hector (shane) killing patroclus (marleau) it’s the other way around and that’s what sets achilles (ilya) on his grief fueled rampage and all of the other greeks (raiders/bears) are like yo wtf is this kid doing

#THE VOICES #ao3 #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #cliff marleau #hollanov #vague iliad references #patrochilles #kind of #nurse she’s out again

this is how their exchange in ep3 went right

Shane: Nice onesie, does it come in men’s?

Scott: Oh I think you come in men enough for all of us

#scotty doesnt know that shane is a bottom #heated rivalry #letterkenny #shane hollander #scott hunter #hollanov #episode 3: hunter

sheisraging

yes good.

i know that if marleau hadn’t apologized for knocking the lights out of shane ilya would have wanted to tie him to the back of one of his fancy cars and drag him around boston like achilles dragging hector by the back of his chariot

#heated rivalry #ilya rosanov #shane hollander #cliff marleau #hollanov #ilya x shane #vague iliad references #he obviously wouldn’t do it but he would really want to #but you can’t fight your own teammate #this is like if achilles had a trojan lover who was killed by a greek #i see people fancasting connor storrie as achilles and im like yeah he could play achilles arrogant ass really well #even if ilya’s arrogance is an act and achilles is just a bitch

you’ve met me at a very shane hollander time in my life (i have mystery gut issues and the only soda i can tolerate is ginger ale)

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #ginger ale #is it gerd? probably #is it gastroparesis? maybe #we’ll never know!

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