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wouldn’t you like to know

[pangur-and-grim]

reading with my creatures

[pangur-and-grim]

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[ampervadasz]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[draconym]

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

[draconym]

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[ruffboi-mags]

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

[movebackintime]

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

[laziestgirlintown]

In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[what-even-is-thiss]

We no longer really see 16 or 15 or 13 or what have you as actually being an adult but we have parties for these things anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I was 14 I finished my confirmation classes and went through the confirmation ceremony. At that point I became a voting “adult” member of my church. Technically I could’ve run for church council.

Was I an adult though? Lol no I wasn’t about to run for council at 14 are you kidding me who’s practically gonna let a 14 year old in on a budget meeting

[what-even-is-thiss]

Amazing.

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[legionoftuna]

Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)

Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun

[prguitarman]

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

[i-wanna-be-cute]

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

[ratdotjpeg]

obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

[reversewerewolf]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

(via @mawziee​ ) #WE HAVE THOSE RATS WE HAVE THOSE RATS #THEYRE ROOF RATS THEY EAT LEMON SKINS NOT EVEN THE WHOLE LEMON JUST THE SKINS# THEYRE FUCKING FREAKS WHO EAT LEMON SKINS #AND YOUR WAKLING OUTSIDE HOPING TO GET A LEMON FROM YOUR TREE AND THERES JUST A BARE ASSED LEMON HANGING FROM THE TREE AND ITS HORRIFYING #ITS GROSS ITS WEIRD ITS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR BUT IT IS NORMAL TO THEM THE RATS THAT EAT LEMON SKINS AND I HATE THEM #FIRST THE LEMON WASPS AND NOW THE LEMON RATS OUR POOR TREE CANT CATCH A BREAK

thank you for the important whore lore

[digitaldiscipline]

whore lore

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[quietwingsinthesky]

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

[quietwingsinthesky]

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion

[skeletonsiro]

in our copy of hana-bi the subtitles never leave the screen until something else is said

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

[tropicalscream]

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

[catgirl-kaiju]

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

[dragon-daemon]

It's ok, I unlocked them for you

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!