shhhh . . .

I'm reading

[starnovel]

evan ‘avoidant attachment’ rosier x barty ‘anxious attachment’ junior … in this essay i will

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

evan “you seem pretty insecure for a boy so narcissistic” rosier

barty “you seem pretty sad for a boy so privileged” crouch jr

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[ashtreesandorangeroses]

People may think that the Black brothers were bad drivers, but Sirius was actually a very good driver. Followed the speed limit, used the indicator and everything.

Why? He had Remus, Peter, and Lily teaching him after he ran away (Not James. Don't trust that man behind the wheel, he gets distracted too easily)

Regulus, though? Regulus had Barty.

[microowaved]

What if I say Evan flirting and Barty being oblivious?

[fastregulus]

Barty never sits on chairs. he just sits on Evan’s lap

[graydagay]

Rip Barty Crouch Jr you would have loved selling dead vapes to younger students

[just-kaitlin]

Evan likes to colour Barty’s tattoos, he sits and straddles him colouring them in completely oblivious to how hot and bothered it makes Barty but Barty ignores it best to his ability as it makes Evan feel calm and relaxed

[two-remuses-in-a-trenchcoat]

Barty would not be a crazy party boy and Evan would not be the studious quiet one *i say as the crowd boos me*

Barty would be the studious one quietly rebelling in ways that gave him plausible deniability like taking muggle studies while Evan would have the freedom to be more out-there *i say as the crowd boos louder*

[horrorosier]

heavenly bodies, imperceptible madness

rosekiller | 14k | e | dead dove

art cred: @moozyarts @paletragedycandy LITERALLY INSANE ART I’M SO OBSESSED

[hospitalbeach]

rosekiller + anybody as a pairing is evan and barty worshipping that poor soul with their whole being and driving him/her insane

[mlupinn]

evan asking barty to bark and barty embracing his "feral side" as he calls it completely

[my-castles-crumbling]

fast - rosekiller - jegulus - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 219

“You turned him down for a date?” Dorcas gasped, throwing her arms in the air as she faced Regulus, her expression infuriated. “Reg, what the fuck? You like James! You can’t–”

“It was…too fast,” Regulus grumbled, face stony. “He’s not…it’s probably a joke, anyways.”

“Too fast? You two have been snogging in broom cupboards for weeks! I swear to bloody Salazar, for a smart person you’re so stupid!” Dorcas groaned.

Barty, however, piped up from where he’d been listening on his own bed. “Nah, Cas, Reg’s right. I mean, Rosie and I have been hooking up for a while, yeah? But like…if I asked him on a date? That’d be stupid! It could ruin it!  Like yeah, he’s fit and he’s my best friend, but that would be way too risky.”

Both Dorcas and Regulus turned, absolutely gobsmacked, towards Barty.

“How….how long have you and Evan been sneaking around?” Dorcas murmured lightly, like she wasn’t sure how to react.

Barty tilted his head, considering. “We first kissed…third year, I think? So..”

“Three years. You’ve been doing Merlin knows what for three years, and…Godric, boys are so…” she murmured dazedly, standing and walking out of the room.

Barty just looked after her, confused. “Am I wrong, here?” he asked, turning to Regulus.

“Seems fine to me,” Regulus said, shrugging.

[ecklekecle]

when rosekiller first started dating they were actually super awkward, especially when it came to physical touch. despite how many people barty has slept with and all the times they’ve hugged as friends or casually had an arm around the other or whatever, suddenly the moment theyre dating even holding hands feels too intimate

[laced-in-ruin]

Evan hates himself so bad which is so crazy because the extreme lengths so many people (Barty, James, barty, Regulus, Sirius, barty again, pandora, barty, etc) would go to make him happy, all for various reasons, is insane.

[four-toast]

Firm believer that if Barty or Evan has to go to the bathroom, the other comes with him.

The same is true for showering, shaving, brushing teeth, getting dressed, and everything else.

Bonus points if they also perform the task in question for the other. Barty's over here brushing Evan's teeth while Evan's putting shaving cream on Barty.

Codependency at its finest.