Life's a bitch and death is her sister

Hello my names Georgie..Last cut : 9/1/15.I track the tag paleverse.

[miarps]

[puroreggaeton]

please read the actual cutest thing i found on yak

so we begin with the top yak at my school… 

but WAIT… two yaks down… 

so NATURALLY everyone was quick to get their attention.. 

AND THEN 

AND FUCKING THEN 

and we were left with one final update.. 

conclusion: love will find a way… 

[lactose-incapable-deactivated20]

OMG imagine them getting married and having to explain this story

[intheshadowofsignificance]

Guy: Were you wearing a brown cardigan?

Girl: (Effie Trinket voice) THAT IS MAHOGANY 

[lizziekeiper]

^the last comment made me reblog

[milkgoat-deactivated20121119]

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

[daleyprophet]

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

[nickgoeshere]

Here’s an example of sexism in the media. It’s very subtle, but it’s insidious, and it’s everywhere.

Men’s washroom and women’s washroom, each with an ad in the mirror. Both ads are for the same car. However, the text is slightly changed - in the men’s, it tells you that you look a million bucks but would look even better in that car. In the women’s, it gives you concern that you’re having a bad hair day but that’d be okay if you had that car.

The men’s ad assumes you’re confident and powerful and tries to optimize that image. The women’s ad undermines your opinion of yourself and tells you how to fix it.

Seriously. That shit is fucked.

[gameraboy]

Helene Stanley dancing for Marc Davis and other animators for Sleeping Beauty. See the video here.

[carriehopefletcher-deactivated2]

Oh I love this so much!!

[gif-guy]

[ksug]

How

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

R these even real people ??

[solo-munroe]

Stop it

[thevulnerableyoung-deactivated2]

[magicul]

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

[frootfarm]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[justalilbean]

It’s funnier when you find out that’s his dad.

[aesfetic-deactivated20150917]

When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”

Do you know what a tight pussy is?

An un-aroused pussy.

Your sex game weak.

Bye.

[truthseekingassbitch]

I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.

[meanplastic]

my kids: sing us a song to sleep me: ok me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake

[icychaoss-deactivated20170320]

Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever

[srgvdfbsdbfsdsdbs-deactivated20]

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can't

[sourcedumal]

Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.

Gurl bye

Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.

You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.

You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.

[avri-wallflower-deactivated2013]

If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.

[sailor--p00n-deactivated2018040]

girl bye.

lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).

I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING. 

like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.

this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup. 

I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)

but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women. 

but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it. 

[olivedawn-deactivated20190126]

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER READ IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

[hyaenaxxx-blog]

And that is how you tear a fake feminist to shreds. Bravo.

[fernacular]

preach

[automatically]

when I badly need to pee but there is a line for the toilets

[imdope420]

Robin Thicke wears black and white stripes bc prison is where he belongs