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@pallidi-rebellis
Hmm. I've been thinking, Ghoul. Your hair must taste of peppers and your sweat like dick salt. Get in my mouth.
“Oh, Antichrist on a bike. Uh... I really don’t think I’d fit in your mouth anyway, little dude.
“What the fuck is dick salt? Listen, just—please go away.”
dad bod ferr? dad bod ferr
Steve the Egg! Steve the Egg! How’d he wear pants without no legs? Steve the Egg! Steve the Egg! Woke up next to sausages!
“Fuck, is Steve okay? Does that mean he’s dead? Wait, what the fuck does this mean?”
When she spotted him, the halfling leapt down from her spot up in the rafter, landing perched on his back and shoulders. The large aether ghoul lost his balance a bit but didn't topple, letting out a startled sound as Vero sprung off of him as quickly as she'd sprung on. "Welcome back, himbo!" she said.
@halflingvero
“Agh, oh, fuck—“
The noise that came out of Ferrus’ mouth was more of a squeal than anything, accentuated with swears and frantic hand movements as he tried to dislodge whatever the fuck had just plopped itself basically on top of his head. He didn’t need to, in the end, as his assailant jumped off almost as soon as they’d landed on him. He shook his head, fixing his vest as he spun on his heel to face his attacker—
Oh, it was Vero, resident rafter goblin. He should have expected that, shouldn’t’ve he?
Despite his feined exasperation, the aether ghoul was unable to hide that he was happy to see her. He sighed and gave a tired grin, rolling his eyes.
“Vero, Vero, never change!
“Himbo? Oh—oh, I see what you did. Clever. How ya been, weirdo?”
She grinned, rather pleased with how she caught him off guard.
“Change? Don’t plan to,” she replied. “I’ve been…same old,” she lied.
You know, just, going on bloodthirsty revenge rampages!
Getting tangled up with prickly Cardinals.
Almost killed Errett!
Saved your kit and Errett from a demon horse!
She shrugged, hoping to clear away any sense of things underlying.
“Where’ve you been, though?” she asked, sniffing around to see if she could pick up any evidence that could answer her question. “Your spawn is growing like a weed. She likes light shows, by the way.”
Vero punctuated this with a tiny crackle of flame in her palm.
He laughed, eyes wide in a look of facetious awe at the little spark of flame Vero shot from her palm. The ghoul rolled his neck crossing his arms with that teasing smile still plastered to his lips.
“‘Little spawn’, huh? You better not be teaching her to get into too much trouble, Ver. I don’t need her jumpin’ on me from the ceiling next.
“As for me, I’ve been around. Helping on the tour, mostly. It’s tough work, even when you’re the back-up guy. Always gotta be on your toes.”
Ferrus might have picked up on her initial hesitation had he been smarter. Unfortunately, he was not, and it went unnoticed as he leaned back against a column, crossing his ankles.
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
“I’m really starting to think you guys aren’t alright. But wait — who was phone anyway? I gotta know.”
I wanna suck your foreskin off your COCK and DEVOUR IT 💕💕💕👅👅👅👅
Oh no, he looks like he’s going to cry.
“What does this MEAN? Are you alright? I’m scared. Can the Cardinal come pick me up?”
nice penis idiot
@pallidi-rebellis
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when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream
when u find out ur friends went in the woods to scream without u
Lemme suck them TOES daddy👄👄👄👄👄
“No! They’re my toes! You can’t have ‘em!”
When she spotted him, the halfling leapt down from her spot up in the rafter, landing perched on his back and shoulders. The large aether ghoul lost his balance a bit but didn't topple, letting out a startled sound as Vero sprung off of him as quickly as she'd sprung on. "Welcome back, himbo!" she said.
@halflingvero
“Agh, oh, fuck—“
The noise that came out of Ferrus’ mouth was more of a squeal than anything, accentuated with swears and frantic hand movements as he tried to dislodge whatever the fuck had just plopped itself basically on top of his head. He didn’t need to, in the end, as his assailant jumped off almost as soon as they’d landed on him. He shook his head, fixing his vest as he spun on his heel to face his attacker—
Oh, it was Vero, resident rafter goblin. He should have expected that, shouldn’t’ve he?
Despite his feined exasperation, the aether ghoul was unable to hide that he was happy to see her. He sighed and gave a tired grin, rolling his eyes.
“Vero, Vero, never change!
“Himbo? Oh—oh, I see what you did. Clever. How ya been, weirdo?”
'Leaving this rose, hoping as always that you are well and safe, dear Ferrus' - 'Cisco xo
Ferrus opens his bedroom door to find a freshly cut rose nestled on his bed, the tag intricately signed. He smiles to himself, enters, and picks up the flower gently to read the message.
Francisco is back! Very much like himself, the odd man did his fair share of travel away from the Clergy. He smoothes the tag out with his thumb, examining the rose and making a note to sniff the man out to thank him later.
No he wasn’t waiting around the corner for Ferrus, watching his reaction…Maybe. He snorted and covered his mouth, hiding back around the corner once more as he sighed and adjusted his cane, only to walk out and surprise the ghoul.
“Uh- Eh– Ta da! I am back from the depths of hell! Literally…”
He took one step out of his room and spun face-to-face into Francisco, and his jaw dropped.
“Cisco! You are back!”
Despite the slight difference in their heights, Ferrus snatched the other man by the waist and lifted him off the ground, laughing in his hearty, joyous way. He squeezed him a moment longer before releasing him, smoothing down the lapels of his tailcoat.
“Sorry, sorry, just got excited!”
“Oof.”
@mr-lucifer-mornlngstar
It isn’t often that Ferrus is pinned against the wall by another man, or at least not as often as he’d like.
It was an accident, really. He’d been on his way to the clergy kitchens, planning on raiding the pantry for an evening snack. The ghoul had passed the impeccably-dresses man and thought little of him at first, but within the span of a few seconds he’d heard the sound of a stumble, an exclaimation, and in the next moment a body had careened into him and shoved him into the wall.
And now he stood, nearly nose-to-chin with this admittedly sweet-smelling stranger, both of them frazzled from the whole ordeal. Ferrus met his eyes and cleared his throat, smiling sheepishly.
“You okay, man? Took a little stumble there. Hey—do I know you?”
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Do ghouls poop?
“I mean, we eat, so yeah, can confirm I shit sometimes. Where else would it go? Some kinda magic poop dimension?”
@pallidi-rebellis likes for a starter.
It was an oddly hot day at the abbey and many of the fire ghouls were enjoying it for however long it may last. Basking in the sun she was laid out on the grass. A groan as she stretched out. But the sudden blockage of light startled her as she opened her eyes. Meeting the ones of a stranger.
“Hi there...” she said softly.
Satan’s balls, was it hot today?
Ferrus atretched his arms above his head, squinting in the midday sunlight. The heat beat down on his bare arms and his face was shiny with sweat. Damn, he was not cut out for this weather.
Distracted by the bright sun, he nearly tripped over a body in the grass, stumbling backwards with a soft “whoa there!” He shaded his eyes with a hand and peered down at the figure he’d almost trampled, concerned.
She was a ghoul, peering up at him calmly and curiously. Judging by how comfortable she seemed in the heat, she must have been a fire ghoul. She greeted him.
“Oh, hey there! Shit, sorry I almost stepped on ya! Didn’t see you down there.
Hey, don’t think I’ve seen you around. Mind if I join you?”
