[pallorxmortis]

hello

[suckadickfaggott]

[pallorxmortis]

Recently I’ve been quite miserable in my tiny flat, so I just spent all day in my room doing stuff rather than using every room in the flat properly. The living room/kitchen essentially became Fangs room and I would occasionally make food then go back to my room so TODAY I have completely tidied up everything, put on some fairy lights, lit candles, brought the TV back through and hung up a cute cross stitch I did ages ago and now it feels all homey again and I feel a lot better. 

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Ged and I have the same iPhone so tonight when he was out the room I very quickly swapped our phone cases and even after him using my phone to watch a video on YouTube he hadn't noticed. So I pretended to steal his phone and he was like "give me it back! Get your own phone!!" and when he took it off me I said "ok" and snapped my fingers and was like "check your phone, it is mine now" and I swear he went like 4 shades whiter I felt like fuckin Dynamo man

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I live literally opposite Meadowbank stadium and tonight they have a big fireworks display and I'm worried that wee Fang is gonna get freaked out by the loud noises so any tips on calming a cat on fireworks night would be welcome because it's her first one!

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Big big thank you to @justjentattoos for my first ever tattoo, I love it a mad amount 💀

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I put my electric blanket on the highest setting then went for a shower just so I could get out, put on clean soft pyjamas and get in to the cosiness and really feel it ahhh it is so nice

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I paid the deposit to get my first ever tattoo tomorrow!!

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My costume didn't arrive so we were a skeleton and a cat skeleton vampire mouse thing 💀🕷🎃

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Silly delivery company have """"delivered"""" my package but I haven't got one but "the driver said it was delivered" "yes but not to me I don't have it where is it" "oh we don't know, ask missguided" "but it's u who lost it why can't your driver say where it is" "missguided can deal with it goodbye" I NEEDED IT TODAY!!!!!! I am so annoyed but trying to stay calm, why don't delivery companies do more when THEY lose your items??

[boundtothewater-blog]

She’s up all night to pet dogs I’m up all night to pet dogs We’re up all night to pet dogs We’re up all night to pet puppies

[alycetrelawny]

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[frookie]

I’m nothing short of baffled that here in the year of 2015 there are still fully grown adults reblogging porn gifs with “omg want” written in the tags.

[pallorxmortis]

I’ve mentioned it before but basically, Monday to Friday 6:45am to 6:00pm there’s a very very loud building site right outside my flat and it’s a nightmare so night time is a happy calm quiet time for me buT TONIGHT there are overnight (11pm-8am) works on the railway track outside which are very loud and I :) am :) losing :) the :) will :) to :) live :)

[itsfashioonmakeup]

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This is a mad lame post about my cat. We just got home after spending a few days/nights in Glasgow and I was nervous because Fang had never left my flat before so I was worried she would be really stressed. I bought her a wee cat harness so that when we were in the car she wouldn't need to be cooped up in a horrible cat carrier thing because I knew she would hate that but obviously she needed some restraint so she couldn't distract Ged from driving in any way and she lay on my lap all the way to Glasgow and all the way back :) other than like, twice to check out the back seat and an occasional meow at me to get a kiss And she seemed alright at Geds house too, typical cat running around close to the floor stuff but big cuddles in the morning and everything so I am SO HAPPY that she had a nice time and was just the best behaved chillest wee cat ever, I feel like such a proud maw.